Paper Pilferer

Someone who steals paper at every opportunity, takes the stacks home for hoarding, yoinks any and all they see once spotted.
A bad, bad person.
A scallywag.

Limelia: Oh God please Cheyenne, don't take the paper! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cheyenne: *yoinks paper*
Cheyenne: *Is a paper pilferer* :D

by i_only_suck_fat_dick June 26, 2019

Pilfered

To engage in the unholy act of Buggery (a crime against God) Through the combustion and intentional inhalation of class B substances.

"I am well and truly pilfered right now boys, Let's roll another."
"Fucking hell I was at China bridge last night absolutely pilfered."

by MrMoonEatsPhoon January 8, 2023

Pilfer Shark Fishing

To fish for Tweakers using a bait consisting of items that a tweaker might geek out on.

We went pilfer shark fishing at the compound with a bag of random felonious items. We also used cell phones tossed randomly for chum bait.

by King Red Rocket April 10, 2022

Pilfer

To search through something surreptitiously.

Robbert pilfered through the papers, careful not to raise any alarm

by PP_ February 21, 2024

Pilfer

To steal items belonging to others, like a grubby little thief.

Tyler came to my home and pilfered my butter mints!

by Haze_Jake December 7, 2021

Platinum Pilferer

People who seek out partners for the purpose of using them for the emotional and mental labor.

Chad worrying about being hit on by a gold digger is ironic when he's just a platinum pilferer.

by HealthyHumaning March 8, 2023