Office Pillage

Refers to the plundering and pillaging of an ex-employees desktop and office space belongings that are left behind within minutes of the employees exit, usually when they are fired or laid off.

John: "Hey man, I just saw that Joe got canned. I am gonna go office pillage his desk - you wanna come?"

Sam: "Heck yah. Dibs on his Twilight calendar. Edward is so hot."

by thatonegirlwithhair January 16, 2011

pillaged

more appropriate way of saying raped.

While walking anlone in the dark, the man got kidnapped and pillaged.

by tdizzl89 September 26, 2006

tittage pillager

One who takes great care and attention in focusing on the tittage area of a female during sexual relations.

Tyler has always been a big tittage pillager.

by BMoney August 20, 2003

caeruleus pilaglobus

A medical term pertaining to the condition where an individual's sexual urges begin to rise (whether wanted or unwanted) but they cannot indulge them. This can be due to a purposeful stimulation but the progress of advances is withdrawn (see cock block) or because the context of the development of this condition allows it to be agitated but not realized. Although much more frequent and typically more severe in men, this condition is not limited to any gender.

I'm sorry Mr. Dino, but it appears you have a severe case of caeruleus pilaglobus, colloquially known as blue balls.

by monikker December 23, 2016

Bureau of Rape and Pillage

Nickname for the Bureau of Land Management of the United States Department of the Interior in reference to the agency's infamous grazing, mining, and timber harvesting practices.

I was going to enjoy a fine evening of camping and fishing this weekend, but the Bureau of Rape and Pillage just passed an initiative to clear-cut our spot.

by 4estry4life September 16, 2012

pillage the village

Taking a monolithic shit (usually in a damn near stranger's bathroom) after a long night of getting fuckin plastered

Ahem....whats your name again...not important at the moment but what is, is the location of your bathroom. Its time to pillage the village! Sorry in advance for any damages.

by jc804 August 26, 2013

pibbage

An offensive term. no real definition

dear god! my mommy is looking, PIBBAGE!

by Pinkdart September 11, 2008