Picante Pedro

The Mexican cousin of the Hot Carl. While the end results are the same, the ingredients of the two are quite different, and thus these relatives are not to be confused. While the Hot Carl may be composed of any and all food groups, the Picante Pedro is more selective. The only acceptable items are refried beans, tortillas, salsa, guacamole, and rice. It's hard to test the authenticity of one when you are covered in cellophane, so one must take the word of the giver.

Shit, man, all I've eaten in the past three days is Taco Bell. Audrey asked me for a Hot Carl, but I was cocked and loaded for a Picante Pedro. So I delivered, and she got so pissed when I told her it was a Picante P. I told her "Shit, woman. At least I didn't give you a tinted window like Ben suggested."

by David B. Cool October 20, 2004

pignant

when someone is doing something that is beyond ignant

You ran from the cops? Wow you are pignant!!

by fryman December 11, 2008

Y picante

A smart individual.

Jodan is such a y picante!
Sam is not much of an y picante.

by Exirvity September 3, 2023

pignataro

One cool dude. Originates from North-East US. Used frequently in Plymouth, Durham, and Rochester NH.

I wanted to ask the girl to dance, but I wasn't feeling pignataro.

by matt November 19, 2003

Picante

Picante is the green power ranger in Power Rangers. He is also featured in another film. Bed, Breakfast, Murder: Picante the Green Power Ranger.

Hey Picante, are you ready to kick some ass?

by featherheadress April 28, 2010

Pignant

When a woman is approximately π months pregnant, or is slightly past her first trimester.

When asked by her nosy colleagues whether she’s expecting a baby, Alice geekily told them that she’s pignant, much to their confusion by what she meant.

by MathPlus May 24, 2021

pignataro

The state of coolness. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

1. That dude is so pignataro.
2. I got a crew-cut so that I could be pignataro.

by matt November 24, 2003