cock pita

When a guy has such large testicles in relationship to his penis, he is then able to fold the skin all the way around his junk. Giving the impression of a 'cock pita'.

Amanda asked Jay, "What's for lunch?" and Jay said, "How about a cock pita?"

by richardstarkey October 19, 2010

Pift

n. A specific type of fart; flatulence that sounds like a soft release of air making the sound "pffft". Typically these farts do not stink, but they can.
v. To emit this type of fart.

"Did you just pift?"
"My pifts really stink today!"

by ProudSeal May 5, 2015

pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis)

Refers to a disease a person gets when their stash dries up.

After smoking all her weed that weekend Ally had pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis).

by McNeal February 4, 2008

Pistance

The distance traversed by a stream of piss measured from the opening of the urethra to the spot at which the stream lands.

Typically men have a longer pistance than women.

by Chennessey March 15, 2016

Pitaphile

A middle-aged gentleman that crafts pita wraps for a living. This man enjoys putting pita's in and around your mouth.

His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.

"Lets go get lunch from the pitaphile"

by not-a-pita-eata January 21, 2009

Pieta

Someone who is beyond amazing and is known for their amazing laugh, smile, and booty. They are able to manipulate people quite easily, and have a sinister aura to them, but people are still keen on getting to know them.
Example:

1. There's something so Pieta about that girl
2. Boy #1: I met this chick that totally blew my mind. She had a nice booty on her too.

Boy #2: It was probably Pieta

by bittersweet* April 11, 2011

Pistanthrophobia

Fear of trusting someone.

After we finished arguing with each other, he told me all the lies that he's been saying. From that point on, I have a pistanthrophobia.

by Safah December 9, 2008