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Tit Picnic

The opposite of a sausage fest: a large gathering of girls with little to no male presence. Can be good or bad, depending on gender/sexual orientation.
Dude, you should have been there last night! We went to this party and it was like a massive tit picnic!

I was hoping to meet some cute guys at the Sorority-Fraternity exchange, but it ended up being just one big tit picnic.
by imaniv6 February 28, 2011
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Crazy Boozy Picnic

post exams, this event occurs when 5 great friends take the ordinary picnic going to a new level. Twista game gets involved, the beach is also present, under the influence of paralyzing amounts of alcohol, numerous horrendously degrading games are played to let off all the exam stress. The picnic culminates in the core five inviting as many randomers to join as possible, and trying to kiss a lifeguard / have a ride on the safety surfboard they use. Many do not survive the entire boozy picnic, apart from the core 5.
Kim: I say BOOZY, you say PICNIC... BOOZY
George: PICNIC
Kim: BOOZY
Crowd: PICNIC !!!

Alice + Claire: Sayyyy, what about a lil ride on that safety surfboard
Lifeguard: No, no, thats quite impossible
Elly: But its our Crazy Boozy Picnic!
Lifeguard: WOW, well if thats the case then HELL YEAHHH!
by vk-wtf-r-u-wkd-ing May 22, 2009
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Stranger’s Picnic

A stranger’s picnic is when a male and female couple have a picnic and invite a male stranger to join them, the woman in a short skirt or dress removes her underwear and takes turns sitting on the laps of both her partner and the stranger, secretly sliding their bare cocks inside her pussy and having sex with both her partner and the stranger until they have both cum inside her.
I went on a Stranger’s Picnic over the weekend, it was so much fun and liberating, I can't wait to do it again.
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023
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Ants at a picnic

Used to describe someone who is bothersome, reluctant, and/or pessemistic.

as seen on family guy
Brian: You know just because you guys sung for some drunkards at a karaoke bar, doesn't mean you have talent.
Peter: Oh whatever Brian, you're just ants at a picnic.
Brian: I'm what? I'm ants at a picnic?
Peter: Uh-huh.
Brian: Yeah, ok... just wanted to make sure I heard that right.
by David K July 30, 2008
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picdick

The act of enjoying a scrumptious outdoor picnic followed by intense alfresco sex
Carleen still remembers the great picdicks she had in the Norfolk Broads:
Fantastic food, copious amount of wine and as many lovers as she could fit on the picnic rug!
by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020
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Truc Picnic

Meeting between gangsters of different bands to maintain harmony in the streets, in which the famous rapper Tupac Shakur presented his "Code Of Thug Life" in 1992, signed by the gangs to maintain a certain order and progress as a community.
by Jech0921 October 21, 2019
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picnic life

To be in a situation that is ironically not as easy as a picnic.
"I just tried to get on my boyfriend's back for a piggy back ride, I jumped right over his shoulders and landed on my face. PICNIC LIFE!"

"My boyfriend clicked over on a phone conversation with me, and accidentally conferenced the two calls, I heard him making plans with his OTHER girlfriend, PICNIC LIFE!"
by nomnomtown January 14, 2010
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