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picardia

A meme that is supposed to be ironic bad and funny involving a face with sunglasses smiling and giving the thumbs up meaning it was bad but good.
The face usually has a logo or country flag to represent the meme.
Did you see the communist picardia meme "When you starve your whole population and reduce them to literal cannibalism but it's ok because you sent a dog into space"
by BallMemes December 11, 2017
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pilchard

A fish, often tinned and doused in lashings of tomato sauce.

In human form: a pilchard is a no good, manipulating git who slimes into your life without warning, often in an underhand and devious manner. The pilchard, or pilch, (if you will) will take you for all you are worth, sucking you dry of emotion, money and soul. They have a distinctive look (like Eddie Windass off Coronation Street) but this may be overlooked due to their uncanny ability to fit in and mingle with the everyday folk and ultimately defecate on the lives of all they come into contact with.
That Phil is such a pilchard, he lived off me for a year and even got his mum to re-mortgage her house so he could spend it on Richmond Superkings and Joop. Next time I see him I'm going to marinate him in tomato sauce!
by loufoo April 28, 2011
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Take Picard to warp speed

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.
I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!
by Cinocat November 30, 2011
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Full Picarded

When playing foosball, the art of sending the ball backwards and scoring on your own team.
CRAIG! YOU JUST WENT FULL PICARDED!! YOU NEVER GO FULL PICARDED!!
by 48 flex October 21, 2022
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ricardo picard

the sister of the dirty sanchez...the act of fingering a girl and wiping the "juice" across her moustache area

mostly for lesbian one night stands
I gave that girl a ricardo picard last night.
by Lauren Brooke January 6, 2012
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picard maneuver

1.) N. - The act of straightening a leotard by grasping it above the waist and tugging it downwards decisively.
Upon taking command of the bridge, Jean Luc got comfortable in his seat by performing a Picard maneuver.
by Les Miller October 13, 2007
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pilchard

Idiot, fool, incompetent. A general all-purpose name to call people. Good when you are losing an argument, it can even combat mother-calling.
Guy 1 "Yeah but your mum's a slag"
Guy 2 "Shut it you PILCHARD"
by hypnoticme February 19, 2005
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