by Aeaes May 31, 2018

by violet rose April 2, 2009

Wonderful to listen to and play, but horrible to practice (see pain and horror) DON'T GET TALKED IN TO THIS, KIDS! IT'S A LIFETIME COMMITMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mother:Ok little Adam, it's time to learn piano.
Adam: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mother: I'll give you (insert most desired thing in Adam's life here) if you do!
Adam: Ok!
5 YEARS LATER
Adam: I don't like the piano anymore. I want to stop.
Mother: No.
Adam: Please?
Mother:Ask your father.
Father:Ask your mother.
Adam: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mother: I'll give you (insert most desired thing in Adam's life here) if you do!
Adam: Ok!
5 YEARS LATER
Adam: I don't like the piano anymore. I want to stop.
Mother: No.
Adam: Please?
Mother:Ask your father.
Father:Ask your mother.
by Piano-hater June 7, 2004

A string instrument, but formally known as a percussion instrument even though it has strings, because people are stupid idiots
I play the piano...terribly
by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

by Hobbit Mafia December 28, 2005

by spacemonkey1272 January 1, 2012

The awesome skill of ALL Russians and Asians. It is beloved by the older generations because of the extensive section of classical music. Can strike fear into the hearts of many youths who are forced to play in piano competition and learn impossible pieces.
Despuesde las clases, yo voy a la clase de piano los jueves.
After classes, I go to piano lessons on Thursdays.
After classes, I go to piano lessons on Thursdays.
by DontStalkMeEverPlease February 8, 2012
