lil house phone

a name for a bump of ketamine

hey bro! can i get a lil house phone?
Yea sure I only got a lil bit of ketamine left!

by lil house phone June 24, 2020

Dirty Phone

noun: A secret, usually prepaid, cell phone used by both males and females whom are having an affair in order to keep their normal cell phones free of evidence of the affair.

Woman #1: "I think my husband is cheating on me, but I checked his cell phone records and couldn't find any strange numbers on it".

Woman #2: "You might want to search his drawers for a dirty phone that he could be using instead".

by Ms. Fiddly Bums March 31, 2009

Zack Morris phone

One of those 8 pound cell phones that resembles a brick. These devices were primarily made by Motorola in the mid to late 1980's. Zack Morris (a.k.a. Mark-Paul Gosselaar) regularly used these giant "portable" phones on the popular syndicated show, "Saved By The Bell."

Bill: Hey Joe, can I use your cell?
Joe: Yep, let me just get it out of my breifcase for you...
Bill: Jeez! Is that a Zack Morris phone? I'll just wait until I get home. I wouldn't be caught dead talking on that dinosaur...

by ed rogers January 5, 2005

All Payne no Liam

It's a term commonly used by directioners to refer when you have seen something that has to do something with One Direction hiatus, Zayn going, or things that make you sad about it. It's used like that because the surname 'Payne' form Liam Payne, a member from One Direction, sounds like the word 'pain'.

"Yeah, I'm a directioner, a fan of One Direction'

"But didn't this guys breakup"

"All Payne no Liam"

by theyrenotseparateditsahiatus December 25, 2020

Phineas and Ferb

One of the only good shows on Disney, it has the humor of Family Guy, yet it's kid-friendly. It's full of running gags, cutaway gags, and occasionally features some innuendos and satire.

Person A: Hey, heard of that new show, Phineas and Ferb?
Person B: Yeah, it's funny, and I don't have to turn the channel when my kids walk in the room.

by Trixter9 September 12, 2009

PAYNESS

Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.

"The EcksBawks will shove its mighty PAYNESS into the sony's PS3" - SS

by PickledFerret November 23, 2011

clue phone

An imaginary phone, whose futile hope, is to alert the terminally oblivious to reality.

This put down probably unintentionally originated in 1973 with the forerunner of Wheel of Fortune, Shopper's Bazaar. A player could pick up the clue phone in front of them to hear whether the puzzle was a person, place or thing.

Someone needs to pick up the clue phone.

Ask not for whom the clue phone rings, it rings for thee.

Will (insert politician here) please pick up the white courtesy clue phone.

by The Winch December 15, 2008