Phoneliness

The uncomfortable urge to look at your phone when left alone at a dinner table, waiting in line, or any other public place.

As Thalia stepped away from the table to use the restroom, Chris was overcome by phoneliness and quickly pulled out his iphone to check his email and update his Facebook status.

by Chris 33 August 29, 2012

Phone Bone

Having sexual relations of some kind over the telephone. Phone sex.

"Hey Paul, when was the last time we had phone bone? You've been gone for so long.

by Val Hurts December 22, 2008

phonebanging

A guy who is on the phone for a long period of time, usually with a girl...so it is assumed that he is phonebanging.

"hey, where'd he go? i haven't seen him for hours but his ride's still outside..."

"oh, he's in the room phonebanging."

by LORNA VU July 9, 2006

phonernet

Internet that is available for cellular phones.

"Hey Todd, what's an "El Nino"?"
"I don't know, I'll check my phonernet."

by DeChunk July 5, 2008

Ethiopian phonebox

1.Someone who has a mass of phone numbers but no one ever answers their calls.

2. A social loner.

3. Someone who thinks everybody likes them when nobody actually does.

Bill:"Oh god here comes Ben, he's such an Ethiopian phonebox."
Ben:"Hey"
Bill:"Oh hey",*thinks*,"i wish he would leave us alone!"

by Swedishhousegoose April 30, 2014

Phonebooked

After ejaculating on the face of your partner you proceed to smack them with an open phone book, trying to get a loose page to rip out and stick in said ejaculate.

"Last night I took that chick home from the bar and Phonebooked her!"

by Headlackey December 14, 2009

urban phonebook

When people's friends are defined on UD. Look up any name to see Urban Phonebook.

guy 1: I found my man jddnmd on UD the other day..creepy
guy 2: you mean the urban phonebook

by alifig October 3, 2011