phuket thailand

Phuket is the biggest island in Thailand, located in the Andaman Sea off southern Thailand.

guy1: whens the next flight to phuket thailand ?
guy2: i dont know but lets get on the earliest flight! i want some 5 dolla thai massage.
guy1: souki souki 5 dolla mmmm tasty

by UndeadDog October 7, 2008

phuket thailand

"Phuket" kind of sounds like Fuck it, so saying Phuket Thailand is just a funny way of saying it.

Girl:"I'm pregnant and it's yours."
Guy: "Phuket Thailand, no way!"

by denise77 January 21, 2008

phuket thailand

Another dumbass pseudo-colloquialism invented by the whore who wrote Juno.

Oh my god! Nobody has ever in history said "phuket thailand" without getting punched in the twat!

by Cap_Ap October 6, 2008

Pluke

Genitalia of the female body. FEMALE FROM BIRTH ONLY. NOT. TRANS. JUST REAL FEMALES CAN USE THIS.

I need some douche for my pluke.

by WaNnAbEnIgGa November 13, 2019

phuket thailand

a word used to express absolute astonishment!

(from JUNO)
Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: Oh my God! Phuket Thailand!

by Tess Connellan March 24, 2008

phuket thailand

no it is none of these
phuket thailand is a island in thailand.

in juno she just read phuket thailand so said it

guy = where are we going?
girl = phuket thailand

by t charm October 6, 2008

pluke

my boyfriend's surname is pluke...
i rate the first definition says it all.

ummmm.....

by cass April 10, 2003