phloom groupie

A phloom's ass kissing sidekick. The idiot who "feeds the troll" on message boards or takes the side of the douchebag in an argument. The phloom groupie mistakenly believes the phloom is cool, when in reality he is an assclown. Also known as a "phloomophile."

"Dude, help me out on that thread. That clontarf and his phloom groupies are annoying as shit!"

by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008

Phlomit

Forceful and uncontrollable evacuation of ones sinus matter, phlegm and saliva due to sickness or vigorous coughing.

That monster bong hit caused Jeremy to PHLOMIT all over the couch.

by hornet1973 September 24, 2007

Phlogg

Anything that your roommate whipped up out of shit in the fridge.Usually tastes like shit too!

Hey Bob! Whats for dinner? I'm not sure? I think its called Phlogg. Whats Phlogg? I dono.

by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008

phloppycrayon

(floppy-crayon) A nickname for two that are deeply in love

come on phloppycrayon ( floppy-crayon)
hurry up phloppycrayon!

by tothechemicalsix April 26, 2009

Phlou

Pronounced > Fl-ouy-e
Double meaning word
1) Very very close friends, more than best friends, but nothing sexual.

2) Very physically sexual towards each.

1~ person 1: "those three sister are so close!"
Person 2: "yeah, they are so phlou!"

2~ "that couple is so phlou."

by Kurtain May 28, 2016

Phloppie Disc

The act of a man sticking his genitals, particularly the penis, in between two heavy objects, such as dumbbells, for an extended period of time as they trying to flatten it. They then attempt to insert the flattened penis into the disc tray of a computer or laptop. If the penis successfully gets closed within the tray without the man ejaculating, he wins a free blowjob by all present losers. Ask parents before playing, some conditions may apply. Urban Dictionary is not responsible for any injury incurred attempting the "Phloppie Disc."

Man, I failed the Phloppie Disc challenge... but Carl won... then I contracted Herpes... maybe this was a bad idea.

by theinternetismyplayground January 19, 2017

phlopater

The sweetest and cutest boy you can ever meet, he is one of a kind, he cares about everyone and spreads love everywhere he goes, he always tries to hide the fact that he’s moody so people will always assume he’s a happy person

phlopater is one of the kindest creatures

by Raresthuman June 6, 2018