philematology

the science of kissing

he studies philematology at parties with a group of girls

by T.V-ravenDuff April 22, 2006

Jason Phleming

The act of shitting in one's hair to make it curly, often with the addition of snot or other bodily fluids.

She couldn't afford a hairdresser so I gave her a good ol' Jason Phleming.

by STAJATS June 7, 2009

phlegmatic

not easily excited to action or show of emotion. aka apathetic

Emily Page is phlegmatic

by don't hate me cos you ain't me April 28, 2009

phlegm

the green snotlike substance that rattles in your throat when you cough,especially after smoking about 70 cigarettes

the old woman 'hawked' up a large gobbet of 'phlegm' from deep in her throat,and spat it onto a shop window,where it bounced once before clinging to the glass and spreading slightly,waiting menacingly,for the first passerby to brush against it,transferring the green bastard to their expensive designer top so,when they, arrived everyone at the party would look and wonder.

by scotsbuff November 23, 2003

phleebes

1.(noun) A fond expression for the name Phil or Phillip.

2. (adj) The state of being extremely, unequivocally nerdy. Phleebes are also known to break expensive laboratory equipment.

"yo phleebes, heard you got so excited about making silver nano-wires that you broke the 1.3 million dollar scanning-tunneling microscope."

by smavis January 23, 2008

butt phlegm

When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.

I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm

by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016

philemaphobia

fear of kissing.

Girl A: Why haven't you and Billy kissed yet?
Girl B: I think he has philemaphobia.

by skyrad March 18, 2009