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Jean-philippe

Originates from the prostitutes and criminals from Belgium, that were sent to the new world. The mixture of french and english gave rise to an impossibly beatiful creature. The rare Jean-philippe is an extremely shy entity, that when spotted, will quickly turn and run with his long chicken like legs. When cornered, he will shake his lower lip and his eyes will swell to resemble the head of a teacup chihuahua. With this skill he can take over hollywood and have all the male himbo's worship him.
guy "hey did you see the new movie with that Jean-philippe?"
girl "The one where he looks like the chihuahua, or the one where he runs from the police, or the one where he is naked on his back?"
guy "yes"
girl "oh my god i love him"
by Gereniuk February 10, 2010
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Jean-Philippe

A man with a majestic beard.
Edibles. Carries a large club.
Likes guns.
And seriously this club is like deadly.
Possibly a t1000
Dude that things bigger than Jean-Philippe's Dick.
by Yeah_I-_wentThere August 3, 2017
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bye philippé

Like Bye Felicia, but specifically to call out toxic masculinity. Bye Philippé is used to exit a conversation in which a male-presenting person is unable or unwilling to hear and validate what a female-presenting person is saying in spite of the scientific and/or academic evidence presented. A female-presenting person uses this term when it is clear that the premise of the conversation is that she should be doing all of the emotional labor and carrying all of the burden of the emotional comfort and percieved emptional safety of the male-presenting person.
I see that, in spite of all of the evidence I have presented, you are continuing to insist that I am wrong because that is not how you percieve the world in spite of the fact that we are discussing womens rights; Bye Philippé
by DirtygirlMarie May 7, 2018
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andré philippe

Gjhdhgjd gg andré Philippe
by Ghfyjfjmuyyuf November 15, 2017
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Jean-Philippe Lapierre

Name or adjective
The act of always losing at NHL99, or complaining about the team you chose and the controller.
by The Real Crown Burger Braa March 14, 2018
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Paul Philippe

- Hi Paul Philippe, you look perfect today!
- please stop spitting facts we already know.
by Im_thicc_asf June 5, 2021
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Paul Philippe

- Hi Paul Philippe you look perfect today!
- please stop spitting facts.
by Im_thicc_asf June 6, 2021
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