Phastig

The uknown organ in your body thought to be a myth but recently discovered in a few x-rays by scientists located behind your liver.

Aw man my anus is bleeding, I wonder if my Phastig is infected.

by Dan Akroyd August 12, 2003

I Phelta Thi

Just one of many campus fraternities for horndogs...

Carl and Paul were both proud members of I Phelta Thi.

by sheila in the car January 12, 2012

Pub Pest

The most annoying person in a pub or bar.

Here comes the pub pest. I'm outta here!

by wardswords November 28, 2016

pestering

continually talking to you when u dont want them to

jc's a pestering cunt

by rusty jones January 16, 2004

PESTPOOM

A restroom for peasants

Or in others words, your mom.

I gotta use the restroom

I’m sorry you can only use the pestpoom

Why’s that?
Cause you’re a idiot

by Blue shushie July 2, 2019

Pestology

There are three rules to Pestology.
1. Fuck Sluts
2. Eat Chicken
3. Spend Money You Don't Have

Pestology- A philosophy that can only be perfected by Da Pest

by donkeypunchking June 16, 2010

Pestering

To bother persistently with petty annoyances

Stop pestering me

by Stellition June 7, 2014