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Phayel

The way you pronounce "Fail."

People use this phrase to try to be funny, unaware that it just makes them look like an asshole.
Guy 1: PHAYEL!
Guy 2: Dude. No.
by RawrItsPanda November 12, 2009
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the payment

Giving someone the payment is placing your testicles on or wiping them across someones face (preferably slowly). Whomever receives the payment does not need to be a willing participant, which makes this a much more useful threat than teabagging, where the recipient must agree or be in a deep sleep. It is also considered to be more degrading by some.

The payment also has it's own vernacular. It is used only as the payment, not payment alone. The person receiving the payment is the payee.
Ex 1:

Guy 1: Don't touch my car again unless you want to receive the payment.

Guy 2: Fine, chill out man.

Ex 2:

Payee: What the hell did you just put your balls on my face for asshole!?!?

Obama: You just received the payment bitch, maybe next time you'll know who to vote for!
by MikeBGSU May 29, 2009
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Payment in Kind

Payment in kind, where someone pays something in favours ( does something for you)
i want payment in kinda give me a reach around
by booob September 28, 2005
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phamela

A name fit for a queen. Has a big heart and a beautiful soul, is always ready to listen, and the last person to judge. She always sees the good side of everything.
Her heart is as beautiful as her face is, she's already a party by herself so its always a fun time to be with her. She is a "best - friend" but a worst- enemy. Dont start provoking her, or you'll melt down.
by wingsandlove June 7, 2021
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one-time child support payment

After she missed her period, I knew I'd be making a one-time child support payment.
by beango June 11, 2011
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going down payment

by ligma nutz April 4, 2019
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karma payment plan

A system by which seemingly magical improvements in one's life are given by mysterious forces in exchange for a sense of unease not unlike that given from selling one's soul, often actually (but not always) resulting in misfortune.

Taken from the Modest Mouse song "Karma's Payment" and the unfailingly portentious cynicism of Isaac Brock.

"Remember that huge freaking electrical storm we had a couple weeks back? I stood out in the middle of it on the roof of like this chicken coop and held a metal guitar above my head. I didn't get struck by lightning, but I suppose that's just because God has something special, something much, much worse that he's saving for me."
My car broke down out in the street
The radiator sprung a leak
I met this guy, he said he could help me
(I'm on the karma payment plan)
We went to his house and did some speed
He said karma would pay for this deed
He got it fixed and he
Started to scare me...
I ditched him eventually
And came back for the van
The next morning
(I'm on the karma payment plan)
I went to LA the next day I got
Jacked in a really bad way
I can't tell you...
It's a long story.
by Homunculus March 30, 2005
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