An extremely unpleasant, not-so-common form of the common cold. Meaning literally what it says, a severe cold which develops symptoms in phases. Unlike an average cold which might include congestion, fever, runny nose, sore throat, etc. all at once in small amounts, a phase cold develops one, generally powerful symptom at a time and generally lasts for a lengthy amount of time. A phase cold often moves in stages similar to the following:
Day 1: Sore throat developing overnight, followed by ~24 hours of scratchiness and pain.
Day 2: Lessening or complete disappearance of symptoms, the calm before the storm. Lasts ~24 hours.
Day 3: Near the end of Day 2, a runny nose begins to develop. Overnight this builds into somewhat significant congestion and a continuation of the running nose for ~24hours or more.
Day 4: Generally the climax, Phase Four consists of major congestion, and abundance of phlegm, and a decreased sense of taste, having a very "cold", unappetizing taste in one's mouth. Fever and headache sometimes correspond. This phase often lasts as long as 48hrs or more.
Day 5: The eye of the storm. Like Day 2, everything seems to get better for ~24hrs. again.
Day 6 - up to 9: The phases come and go again in reverse order, generally with a sore throat again on the last day before the phase cold disappears altogether.
*Note: Colds can often break after only a few days, all phase colds do not necessarily run their full course dependent on sleep, treatment, etc.
**Also Note: Phases may vary, this is merely an example. Irritating or painful coughing could make up a phase as easily as any of the aforementioned symptoms.
Day 1: Sore throat developing overnight, followed by ~24 hours of scratchiness and pain.
Day 2: Lessening or complete disappearance of symptoms, the calm before the storm. Lasts ~24 hours.
Day 3: Near the end of Day 2, a runny nose begins to develop. Overnight this builds into somewhat significant congestion and a continuation of the running nose for ~24hours or more.
Day 4: Generally the climax, Phase Four consists of major congestion, and abundance of phlegm, and a decreased sense of taste, having a very "cold", unappetizing taste in one's mouth. Fever and headache sometimes correspond. This phase often lasts as long as 48hrs or more.
Day 5: The eye of the storm. Like Day 2, everything seems to get better for ~24hrs. again.
Day 6 - up to 9: The phases come and go again in reverse order, generally with a sore throat again on the last day before the phase cold disappears altogether.
*Note: Colds can often break after only a few days, all phase colds do not necessarily run their full course dependent on sleep, treatment, etc.
**Also Note: Phases may vary, this is merely an example. Irritating or painful coughing could make up a phase as easily as any of the aforementioned symptoms.
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Get the phaddict mug.(n.) An obsessive phanatic of the jam band Phish who becomes offended, enraged, or irritated by anyone who is not obsessed with Phish or similar jam bands, such as the String Cheese Incident. These fans may even turn violent in some cases, grabbing critics of Phish by the collar and threatening to "kick the shit out" of them. Most phascists are actually young and attend middle school or high school, as most wiser, more mature Phish phans should know that listening to Phish and then threatening to punch some one is hypocritical, to say the least. Phascist will usually refuse to believe anything negative about their favorite jam band, and are often ex-"punks" or ex-"metalheads" that somehow believe Phish has "rock" or "punk" connections (Apparently, this is to make it appear that Phish is not the hippie band that it is stereotyped .)
Any Phish phan that smokes PCP or does any drugs harder than acid is probably a phascist. Yes, it sounds strange, but phascists do indeed exist. Beware.
Any Phish phan that smokes PCP or does any drugs harder than acid is probably a phascist. Yes, it sounds strange, but phascists do indeed exist. Beware.
Phascist: "Yo, this Phish song is the phuckin' shit, man."
Some Guy With Hemorrhoids: "Yeah, it's alright, I guess."
Phascist: "WHAT THE PHUCK DO YOU MEAN, 'IT'S ALL RIGHT?!!' ARE YOU PHUCKING OUTTA YER MIND, YOU PHUCKING PIECE O' SHIT?!! IT'S THE PHUCKING SHIT, MAN!! IT'S THE PHUCKIN' SHIT!!! GET THE PHUCK OUTTA MY CAR, YOU PHUCKIN' GAY MOTHERPHUCKER!!!"
Another Phascist: "Yo, this song is phuckin' rockin', dude. This song is phuckin' phunky as shit, y'know."
Another Guy With Hemorrhoids: "I don't know, I always have trouble listening to Phish on a CD player. They're so much better live."
Phascist (Grabs Hemorrhoid Guy and throws him up against wall): "WHAT THE PHUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU PHUCKIN ASSHOLE PUSSY!! YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT PHISH, YOU MOTHERPHUCKER?!! I'LL KICK YOU'RE PHUCKING ASS!!!"
Last Guy With Hemorrhoids: "Yo, did you guys hear that one of those hippie Phish dudes got beat up by Hell's Angels for taking suggestive pics of a little girl?"
Phascist: "NO!!! THAT NEVER HAPPENED!! THAT NEVER PHUCKIN' HAPPENED!! THAT'S A PHUCKIN' LIE!! YOU PHAGGOT, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!! THAT NEVER HAPPENED, YOU PHORGET THAT HAPPENED, YOU HEAR ME?!! I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM GOIN' TO PHUCK YOU UP!!!"
Some Guy With Hemorrhoids: "Yeah, it's alright, I guess."
Phascist: "WHAT THE PHUCK DO YOU MEAN, 'IT'S ALL RIGHT?!!' ARE YOU PHUCKING OUTTA YER MIND, YOU PHUCKING PIECE O' SHIT?!! IT'S THE PHUCKING SHIT, MAN!! IT'S THE PHUCKIN' SHIT!!! GET THE PHUCK OUTTA MY CAR, YOU PHUCKIN' GAY MOTHERPHUCKER!!!"
Another Phascist: "Yo, this song is phuckin' rockin', dude. This song is phuckin' phunky as shit, y'know."
Another Guy With Hemorrhoids: "I don't know, I always have trouble listening to Phish on a CD player. They're so much better live."
Phascist (Grabs Hemorrhoid Guy and throws him up against wall): "WHAT THE PHUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU PHUCKIN ASSHOLE PUSSY!! YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT PHISH, YOU MOTHERPHUCKER?!! I'LL KICK YOU'RE PHUCKING ASS!!!"
Last Guy With Hemorrhoids: "Yo, did you guys hear that one of those hippie Phish dudes got beat up by Hell's Angels for taking suggestive pics of a little girl?"
Phascist: "NO!!! THAT NEVER HAPPENED!! THAT NEVER PHUCKIN' HAPPENED!! THAT'S A PHUCKIN' LIE!! YOU PHAGGOT, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!! THAT NEVER HAPPENED, YOU PHORGET THAT HAPPENED, YOU HEAR ME?!! I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM GOIN' TO PHUCK YOU UP!!!"
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Get the Phaedra mug.A period of time where a teen or a pre-teen changes physically and/or mentally. It's mostly influenced by today's music and celebrities. Along with their insecurity, they struggle to find friends and when they finally do-their friends are equally as bad role-models for them.
The signs of a teenage phase are:
* Extreme oversensitivity
* Using a lot of curse words
* A dramatic change in appearance
* A dramatic change in interest
* Going against everything even though they're wrong
* Insecurity about sexual orientation
* Dramatic moodswings
* Extreme loss of interest in activity's
* Making up excuses for everything
* An extreme ego inflation
* Increased physical violence
* Insecurity about body, foods, etc.
* More prone to self-harm due to feeling low (hormonal imbalance)
* Extremely nervous around the other sex
* An urge to be the alpha in all relationships
* An overuse of technological devices
* Becoming unsocial
* Confused about basically everything, life, family, friends etc
**Note that these signs are what we all suffer from time to time, however in a teenage phase these signs occur in extremes and frequently**
The signs of a teenage phase are:
* Extreme oversensitivity
* Using a lot of curse words
* A dramatic change in appearance
* A dramatic change in interest
* Going against everything even though they're wrong
* Insecurity about sexual orientation
* Dramatic moodswings
* Extreme loss of interest in activity's
* Making up excuses for everything
* An extreme ego inflation
* Increased physical violence
* Insecurity about body, foods, etc.
* More prone to self-harm due to feeling low (hormonal imbalance)
* Extremely nervous around the other sex
* An urge to be the alpha in all relationships
* An overuse of technological devices
* Becoming unsocial
* Confused about basically everything, life, family, friends etc
**Note that these signs are what we all suffer from time to time, however in a teenage phase these signs occur in extremes and frequently**
Person 1: Look at Sarah, she's completely changed over the summer.
Person 2: Yeah, she used to wear fashionable clothing, now she's just so ... emo.
Person 1: Yup, must be going through a teenage phase. I'm lucky we won't go through one.
Person 2: Haha, I know right? We're awesome.
Example 2:
Mother: Open the door, Billy!
Billy: NO, I'LL HAVE MY ROCK MUSIC AS LOUD AS I WANT. IT'S GREENDAY!
Mother: But Billy, I just want to talk!
Billy: *Continues playing loud music in his emo room*
Father: It's alright dear, it's just a teenage phase, it won't last forever.
Person 2: Yeah, she used to wear fashionable clothing, now she's just so ... emo.
Person 1: Yup, must be going through a teenage phase. I'm lucky we won't go through one.
Person 2: Haha, I know right? We're awesome.
Example 2:
Mother: Open the door, Billy!
Billy: NO, I'LL HAVE MY ROCK MUSIC AS LOUD AS I WANT. IT'S GREENDAY!
Mother: But Billy, I just want to talk!
Billy: *Continues playing loud music in his emo room*
Father: It's alright dear, it's just a teenage phase, it won't last forever.
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