illegal pharmacist

The proper term for drug dealers

Jeff: drug dealers are just illegal pharmacists
Jamal: what
Jeff: kidnapping is just a surprise adoption

by CABAGE No2 March 28, 2022

Pharmacutioner

noun. A member of the medical laity who routinely dispenses unsolicited (and sometimes dangerous) pharmaceutical advice.

Mary in conversation with Jane, the Pharmacutioner:

Mary: "I'm sad."
Jane: "Have you tried medication?"
Mary: "I'm sad because my cat died this morning."
Jane: "Oh. Have you tried medication?"

by klusnark October 7, 2009

Red Pill Pharmacist

Term used by the popular Youtuber MJ GetRight, the administrator of the red pill, he who knows when to refill your prescription or pull your prescription to prevent red pill overdose.

"I'm your red pill pharmacist" - MJ GetRight

by Hendson December 6, 2021

hood pharmacist

A person who provides medicine, vitamins, and other healthcare products in troubled neighborhoods, ghettos for free or lower prices. . . j.k. its a drug dealer

Hey Man, I am runnin low, lets go hit up the hood pharmacist

by Thrillionaire August 2, 2016

recreational pharmacist

1) An experienced and establshed distributor of controlled substances, not to be confused with a pusher, they have a more mature clientel that realize the importance of discretion, and difficulty in replacing a righteous connection.
2) A drug dealer

Never sell to children, or within 1000 feet of any school, and never sell to strangers.

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials

When justice is turned upside down and Guilt is presumed until you can prove you are innocent. The proof of innocence is to be given a possibly lethal injection and be diagnosed positive for a known lethal virus and survive. Mandatory compelled speech legislation ensures that you confess so the authorities can keep plausible deniability in the event of your death.

I refuse to participate in the 2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials.

by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022

amateur pharmacist

A drug dealer, especially one who illegally deals prescription-only medications.

Person 1: Man, I'm out of xannies and oxy.
Person 2: Just call up the amateur pharmacist down the street!

by southland July 24, 2017