Paedofile

A paedofile is a round file used to make small holes bigger in woodwork or metalwork.

Hand me that paedofile .

by kam75xx February 12, 2019

Phaedra

Most often a very stunning, smart female who is athletic. Phaedra's may come off as shy or sometimes intimidating people but once you get to know them they are super nice. Phaedra's are loyal girlfriends but you have to be pretty lucky to end up dating a phaedra.

Kyle is so lucky, him and Phaedra started dating.

by guy who knows words May 31, 2021

Phandom

The Phandom are a huge group of people who watch the British youtubers Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil. They are commonly shipped, in the Phandom. many Phandom members will draw cat whiskers on their face, and say "the cat whiskers come from within." Sometimes they are referred to as the "phamily."

Person A: "OMG I love the Phandom so much."
Person B: "you're in the Phandom too! OMG I ship Phan so much!"
Person A: "same! They should just kiss already!! "
Person B: "YES PHAMILY!"

by I can't think of any usernames July 25, 2016

phaidon

Usually a kind and intelligent person who struggles with social skills. They are often misunderstood when they try to express their feelings and appear to be rude or annoying. They tend to be hot or handsome but cannot get a date due to their awkwardness around the other sex. If you know a Phaidon be careful, they might like you but just can’t show it.

Stop being such a Phaidon and ask her out already!

by Don’tDieYet,IWantToFirst October 20, 2018

Paedo

Pronounced 'Pedo', Paedo is a slang word for Paedophile, meaning the act of older people hooking up, perving on, following or wanting to get in close sexual contact with younger peers.

"My new teacher is such a Paedo, he keeps looking at me."

by LaurrennC April 21, 2008

Phandom

A large group of teens whose lives have been taken over by two British guys (Dan and Phil). Dan is an internet cult leader and Phil is a ray of sunshine who is too innocent for this cruel world.

Friend 2 'Why haven't you been talking to anyone?'

Friend 1 'I've fallen into The Phandom and there's no way out.'

Friend 2 'What is 'The Phandom'?'

Friend 3 'NO DON'T GET HER STARTED'
Friend 1 'Too late. The Phandom is...'

by Nicole-Timothy November 3, 2016

spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

by geek.neo May 5, 2010