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Penistricken

1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.
1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.
by The Penistriker February 2, 2010
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penistry

the act of writing or recording the history of your or anothers PENIS
He had a book of his penistry
by Zach October 12, 2003
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reverse peristalsis

n. the act of vomitting. (Peristalsis being the sequence of muscular contractions that moves food down the esophagus, the reverse of which would bring food up the esophagus.)
Sam drank too much. He's in the bathroom engaging in reverse peristalsis.
by Android March 9, 2005
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Penistarian

Someone whose diet consists mainly of Penis. e.g. cock dick
Ever since she started college she has become such a Penistarian.

He joined the army? Yeah, he wanted to be a Penistarian.
by Straadius August 1, 2009
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pedistache

thin, wispy mustache of a trench-cloaked pedifile. Note: May have beady eyes.
Look at the pedistache on that creeper!

(At police station) Well.. he was tall, kind of balding, had a pedistache, and normally seen wearing a trench coat. Also frequently seen with small children, candy, and driving a large, unmarked van or ice cream truck.
by Really Creeped Out November 6, 2009
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Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.
I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.
by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015
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Pedistil

n.: 1. 'Pedestal' for dummies, commonly used in the Inuyasha fandom.
2. *CENSORED!!!1*
sorry for pushing you off your pedistil...
by shijodori December 10, 2004
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