Petey

A man who picks up women by showing them his dick.

I met Petey last night and man was he hard as rocks!

by Mviacnheasesla January 5, 2008

petey williams

A professional wrestler from Ontario, Canada. Trained by Scott D'Amore. He is the inventer of wrestlings sickest move, the Canadian Destroyer, a flip piledriver. Rumor has it that he invented the move while Drunk, however this claim has not been proven to be true. Former TNA wrestling X Division champion, and captain of the Team Canada faction.

Petey Williams hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER! its all over!

by Coo Coo Canuck June 11, 2006

Pewee

Nickname given to a person displaying excessive sleazing attributes and a lack of respect for women.

Hey did you see that guy creep on the group of girls outside the movie theatre?

Yeah he's a real pewee!

by TheMysterion May 2, 2010

Petey Pablo

an ugly mutha that made the hit song freek-a-leek

A: there go Petey Pablo!
B: oooh he ridin clean too
C: yea...i dont like that mutha fucka

by TipsyMa4Lyfe June 7, 2004

Petey Stokoe

A derogatory slang used to insult an unsavory character. Originally founded by a group of close friends, petey stokoe, a young man from Chile, was always the village idiot or the laughing stock of the group. Eventually, an insult arose from the midst. Petey possesses an unusually large melon and a stupid face.

Prips: Look at that petey stokoe, what a bumbling idiot.

Tiko: Yes i concur, his head is huge and theres no way he's smarter than a mentally challenged dutchman.

by Zoran Bozac November 1, 2007

petey

the most amazing boyfriend he will make sure you are okay and he is really into you he wont cheat or hurt you but he is easily hurt himself

damn thats petey ohh hes yours your so lucky

by jofgbiwragy9wr February 26, 2017

Petey the Dog

The act of taking your poo covered finger and rubbing a brown circle around the eye of your lover. Like the Dirty Sanchez but involving the right eye of your lover instead of their upper lip.

Bonus points if you say "Darla, do you love me?" afterwards. Extra bonus is she says "Yes!"

She was really special and deserved something to remember me by, so I gave her Petey the Dog.

by Alfalfa August 3, 2004