fat petes

a nice big arse

man that chick has some nice fat petes

by Lord Thos August 23, 2018

Pettus

A dance. Goes along with the "Dougie". Consists of shrugging the shoulders and throwing an invisible towel in the air then catching it.

No, teach me how to Pettus.

by Black Midnight November 23, 2010

Pettersen scale

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide

"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"

by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008

petter ass

Someone who is sexually attracted to minors; a pedophile.

When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a petter ass.

by not mike ditka October 28, 2004

pettemo

A word comprised of punk, ghetto, and emo. This word is for people with many different styles concerning punk, ghetto, and emo.

Whoa look at those two girls Emma and Lauren with many different styles, they are so pettemo.

by LaurEmma July 24, 2006

st petes

St Petes village is a small town in SE Pennsylvania, where hippies from all over meet regularly to engage in "Hippy Activities"

there is rock jumping, trail hiking, pot smoking, creek swimming, a rope swing, huge quarry, endless fun...

Must Bring: Friends, Drums/Guitars, Drugs, Munchies, Blunts/Papers/Pipes

St Petes is a super chill place to relax with friends and do whatever you want,graffiti, swimming, hiking, hack circles, drum circles, mushroom rock

by dandysmokesherb February 12, 2008

tiger petter

Someone stupid enough to try to pet the tigers at the zoo.

Coined by The Daily Show's John Oliver in the latter days of the 2008 U.S. presidential campaign, to define a certain percentage of the electorate too stupid to have decided on a candidate yet.

That jackass who jumped into the polar bear pool in the Berlin Zoo was lucky to get out alive! That tiger petter should have been ripped to shreds.

by urbpan April 11, 2009