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Petrosexual

A person whose identity revolves around excessive consumption of fossil fuels. Frequently seen committing acts of aggression with heavy off-road vehicles that have been modified to be as obnoxious and inefficient as possible. Also frequently seen blaming the price of gas on their political enemies, promoting anti-EV propaganda, and declaring that the entire scientific community is part of a worldwide conspiracy to take their truck away and force them to eat tofu and crickets.
A petrosexual tried to run me off the road this morning - my car captured the whole thing. He tried also tried to roll coal on me but I floored it and left him in the dust.
by domesticatedviking October 24, 2022
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Petrosexual

A person whose identity revolves around the consumption of fossil fuels and conservative propaganda. Frequently seen committing acts of vehicular aggression toward EV's and cyclists, blaming their political enemies for rising fuel bills, and repeating talking points that have no basis in empirical reality.
A coal-rolling petrosexual in an F-350 tried to run me off the road. I floored it. He had no chance of catching up with me.
by domesticatedviking October 26, 2022
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peterosexual

Someone who is only and only attracted to Peter Steele.
Hey man! I'm peterosexual.
What does that mean.
I'm only attracted to Peter Steele.
by gravved February 6, 2021
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Petrolsexual

An oilpatch worker in the Canadian Prairies, American Dakotas, Montana, Texas and/or Gulf Coast that drives lifted diesel pickup trucks, listens to shitty cock-rock and misdemeanor-outlaw country music, only votes Republican or Conservative.
Tries too hard to present themselves as stereotypical good 'ole boy white trash rednecks, but only ever manage to get the white trash part right.
"Ever since Kyle dropped out of school to work on the rigs, he started doing meth, drinking cheap-ass beer, beating his girlfriend and rollin' coal around every Prius on the road in his new lifted pickup truck. He was always a douche, but now he's gone full Petrolsexual."
by Az.Add January 11, 2022
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Petrolsexual

A condition where a person is attracted to a petroleum based fluid.
That guy is chronically petrolsexual
by deaddogfuneral December 4, 2022
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