Putinistic

noun. Acting out aggresively or overcompensating in "manly" behaviour because you have a micropenis.

Named after the current Tsar Vladimir Putin (Vlad the Terrible), who has had a grip on Russia since 1999 and overcompensates his microscopic fallus by a reign of terror.

Steve is pointing at his abs to distract people from his tiny dick, how putinistic of him

Brian is being putinistic by starting a barfight as soon as people talk about dong sizes

Don't call William Willy, it reminds him of his micropenis and he'll starts throwing things because he's really putinistic about it

by JoaC89 February 25, 2022

Pefinis

a thinker; as a rule slow to act but does so with purpose; deliberate; firm; disciplined; creative; assertive

Those named Pefinis are usually prolific readers; they seek the truth and often see beyond popular assessments.

by Mildred Allen February 3, 2010

peninis

when a penis is put in a panini press

I stopped by panera today to order a peninis.

by peninispogh April 24, 2021

Putinism

To be stupid and lie. Retarded.

Teacher: Shelly! That is complete putinism!

by Stickybug February 25, 2022

Putinism

A bold lie. A lie that is so obvious that a unborn fetus knows its a lie. It can also mean dumb and retarded. The lie is so bad that the person who is being told the lie knows it’s a lie and the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it’s a lie. This word is based on the Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin who has spoken many lies.

Jenny: i separated from the friend group.

Patricia: why?

Jenny: Shelly is full of putinism.

by Stickybug February 25, 2022

Putinism

Used to describe a blatant lie and then deflect criticism by blaming others

Donald Trump was guilty of blatant putinism when discussing his tax returns with legal team.

by Dongbottle February 16, 2022

Putinised

To be randomly attacked when your really just chilling.

Person 1:"Damn bro I got putinised last night."
Person 2:"That sucks man, how'd that happen."
Person 1:"On my way home from work, earphones I, when all of a sudden I got hit by a cruise missile completely unprovoked."
Person 2:" Sorry to hear that man, must suck to get putinised."

by SwiggityRabbi March 16, 2022