petesexual

When someone is sexual attracted to daddy Pete Davidson. The attraction is so strong it has to have its own category.

Taylor: Damn pete is so hot i just wanna suck him off
Me: Oh shit you must be petesexual
Taylor: you know it bestie
Me: AHH me too queen

by slut4mgk January 6, 2021

Petey Pablo

an ugly mutha that made the hit song freek-a-leek

A: there go Petey Pablo!
B: oooh he ridin clean too
C: yea...i dont like that mutha fucka

by TipsyMa4Lyfe June 7, 2004

Petey Stokoe

A derogatory slang used to insult an unsavory character. Originally founded by a group of close friends, petey stokoe, a young man from Chile, was always the village idiot or the laughing stock of the group. Eventually, an insult arose from the midst. Petey possesses an unusually large melon and a stupid face.

Prips: Look at that petey stokoe, what a bumbling idiot.

Tiko: Yes i concur, his head is huge and theres no way he's smarter than a mentally challenged dutchman.

by Zoran Bozac November 1, 2007

petey

the most amazing boyfriend he will make sure you are okay and he is really into you he wont cheat or hurt you but he is easily hurt himself

damn thats petey ohh hes yours your so lucky

by jofgbiwragy9wr February 26, 2017

Petey the Dog

The act of taking your poo covered finger and rubbing a brown circle around the eye of your lover. Like the Dirty Sanchez but involving the right eye of your lover instead of their upper lip.

Bonus points if you say "Darla, do you love me?" afterwards. Extra bonus is she says "Yes!"

She was really special and deserved something to remember me by, so I gave her Petey the Dog.

by Alfalfa August 3, 2004

the petes

disease inflicted upon females that come into contact with the petes, leaving them with a persistent, vigorous, insatiable concupiscence for the petes that can only be cured by the petes.

i've got the petes, and the only prescription is more petes!

by bobtheta May 2, 2008

Petes Nose

This kid named Peter's nose, it is enormous. Can be used as reference of size to anything that is huge.

Did you see that sky scraper? Yea it was as big as Petes Nose.

Billy Mays' beard was as big as Pete's Nose.

by Gti KId July 6, 2009