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Pesto Pizza lovers

One big black monkey said "I want Pesto Pizza lovers" monkey 2 said fuck off black guy
by Bigger Black Monkey March 31, 2025
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Besto Pesto

A Besto Pesto is someone who is your best friend in the whole world. You will do anything dumb with them, bully them relentlessly, but love them unconditionally. They stick with you everywhere you go and never leave your side. You are Besto Pestos with them even if you aren't together for a little bit. Unlike best friends, you only get one Besto Pesto in your life. Choose wisely.
"You're my Besto Pesto. Even though I'm mad at you, I'll love you forever."
by Bill Brian November 13, 2019
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Jimmy Pesto

jimmy pesto: *does something that makes me rage inside*
by Banke January 6, 2021
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Creamy Pesto

A sex move involving massive pales of semen. The female douses herself in the semen, while up to five males continue to ejaculate into her orafices. As the woman masturbates it results in an incredible orgasm for the woman.
We creamy pestoed that dumb bitch, Susie, at my house last night. My house is fucked. Ha, get it, 'fucked'.
by Chef Pesto June 8, 2011
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High Sierra Pesto

Just your typical out in the woods with nothing but some olive oil to lube up for anal sex. A sort of Macgyver meets Ron Jeremy.
Dude went camping and forgot the lube so he just made High Sierra Pesto instead.
by bradolf pitler August 6, 2009
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Street Pesto

It's literally just crack and basil
José, you sold me pot, but I wanted street pesto.
by Streetpestojosè August 6, 2017
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buddia pesto

my power point slide (play ear rape musik)
buddia pesto buddia buddia pesto
by man 23 4 5 6 7 89 January 23, 2019
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