Pesto Whipped Cream

The act of orgasming while vomiting chunks on your partner.

Hey dude, I totally pesto whipped creamed my non-binary partner last night.

by Nobleperson August 22, 2019

buddia pesto

my power point slide (play ear rape musik)

buddia pesto buddia buddia pesto

by man 23 4 5 6 7 89 January 23, 2019

Pesto Pizza lovers

Big Black Monkeys

One big black monkey said "I want Pesto Pizza lovers" monkey 2 said fuck off black guy

by Bigger Black Monkey March 31, 2025

A clit of pesto

A small dollop of pesto, "clit" meaning dollop/mound/blob in this case.

The word "clit" can only be defined as a "dollop" in this specific scenario.
For example, you can not say "a clit of sour cream", that makes no sense, it only works with pesto.

This pasta would be really good with some pesto, I'll just have a clit of pesto on the side.
I am not sure I like pesto, just serve me a clit of pesto to try.

by Ramonybologne February 17, 2025

Pesto

The act of cutting someone off with no regard while driving.

Traffic is backed up, I'm going to have to pesto someone real quick.

That dam cab driver just pesto'd me.

by BillyD78 March 5, 2019

Pesto

(Adjective) - A gluton

Alternative definition ( Adjective) Annoying
Alternative definition ( Adjective) Playful

Hey dude you're really pesto right now.

by Carlos Reborn May 12, 2020

Anti-Pesto

A name Lady Tottington used to call Wallace in the film series 'Wallace in Gromit' and the whole internet has no idea what it means.

Lady Tottington: Victor, stop fooling around in the dirt and have a look at this. The ingenious Anti-Pesto have completely dealt with my rabbit problem! Isn’t it marvelous?

by reinfaster March 15, 2023