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pistachio-fingers

the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.

May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"

person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"

person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"

person B: "like 20!!"

person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
by katiesawesome December 19, 2008
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Peistache

1. A word that describes a false statement or claim
2. Can also refer to an amazing mustache
1. He claimed he got to third base with her, but i smelled his fingers, peistache!

2. What a sweet peistache. I wish i could grow an upper lip garden like that
by Scroto Baggins February 4, 2010
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Pistachio Butt

A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.
Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
by /weird February 12, 2019
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pentacle

a star inside a circle a pentacle is a symbol that pagans and wiccians use. just like the christians have the cross of crusifix. christians usualy think it is a satanic symbol but it isn't. it is
christian: that is a satanic star.
pagan: no it is a pagan pentacle
by gothic pagan November 18, 2003
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pistachio

Used as a literal replacement for "That's what she said" in times when the full statement would be deemed crass and boorish, e.g. when in the presence of your grandmother.
"It was hard"
-"Pistachio"
by rtac April 29, 2008
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pesticide

1. Any substance used to kill, repel, or control a specific strain of plant or animal life considered by its user to be pests.
2. The act of killing someone for being annoying, or in some way bothering you.
1. You should buy some pesticide to get ridof these roaches in your kitchen.
2. Antonio refused to quit talking during the movie, so I committed pesticide by bashing his face into a chair until he stopped breathing.
murder fratricide suicide genocide poison herbicide insecticide matricide patricide infanticide
by RedWynn1982 August 21, 2016
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pestic

A word that describes something or someone annoying or bothersome. It is generally a person or animal doing something aggrivating.
"Stop making so much noise, you're being pestic!"
"That pestic dog next door won't stop barking!"
by Steve&Bobbie November 5, 2008
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