5 percent rule

After you break up with someone, you are not allowed to mourn over the loss for more than 5% of your time being with them.

The 5 percent rule goes like this: you can mourn over the loss of a boyfriend or girlfriend for no more of 5% iof the time being together (as previously stated). FOR EXAMPLE, if you dated someone for 60 minutes, you can mourn over your tragic loss for 3 minutes (if i did my math correctly)

by bellakaaay December 28, 2011

herbert the pervert

A man who loves boys *in sexual way*

Dude Herbert offered me some candy this morning and said come on I just wanna lick ya Herbert the pervert means: I WANT YOOUU

by Http/www.UrbanDictionary.com February 24, 2015

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Pervert's Row

Pervert's Row is the seating directly in front of (or around) the stage at a strip club. The view is incredible. It provides easy access to the stage itself, for stage diving or stripper interaction.

Pervert's Row was full so we had to sit at the back of the bar. I couldn't see a f*cking thing.

by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005

perverted gentleman

1. A perverted guy who will go in for the moves, but will ask permission first

2. A perverted but nice and sensitive guy

1. Perverted Gentleman: Can I touch your boob?
Girl: Sure
Perverted Gentleman: Giggity Giggity

2. Girl 1:How can you like him, he's gross!
Girl 2: I know, but he's soooo sweet! He's a perverted gentleman!

by wtf123321ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 7, 2009

Pervect

The state of being both perfect and perverted

Andrew Kim is pervect

by ak'swife November 24, 2011

perverted sentimentality

A funny way of saying LOVE.

Or an expression of intense desire.

Humanity is wracked with a perverted sentimentality.

by Bud E. June 2, 2018