The Bradfield Permutation

This is a flexible calculation, used in work environments, which can be applied to all manner of things which will make ones day easier.

eg. How much time to take off work for an hour's lunchtime meeting (in this case, 6 hours)

It can also be applied to how many fucks to give.

eg. This client bores me. I would normally try my best but, by careful application of the Bradfield Permutation, it turns out I give zero fucks.

I've got a lunchtime meeting today with a client. It's only an hour but, by applying the Bradfield Permutation, I can roll in any time after 3pm.

by Humble Artwork August 16, 2017

permutations

In Halo (specifically Halo 3), unlockable armor sets are called permutations. Possibly one of the worst words ever invented.

"I just need 53 more RP to get the new armor permutations!" ... "What?"

by 7620 December 2, 2007

PeniStation

An accurate word for the POS cranked out by Sony and filled with crappy sports games that are only bought by people who wouldn't know a decent game or system if it was dropped on their nads while they slept. Of course, there are a few games that are an exception to the rule, but they can be counted on both hands. Fuck, the only good games on the system are games that were cloned from tried and true methods of development and gameplay that evolved on better consoles. It is the reason I hate Square Enix, because they made addictive games on the PlayStation, forcing me to buy the damned system. I still think Final Fantasy VII could have been just as good on the N64.... *grumbles on and on about the system's flaws, gets bored, and goes and plays a fun game on his DS...

PeniStation 1, 2, and 3... collectively the biggest douche- and shovel-ware series Japan ever threw up.

by aka_Pyro May 6, 2007

Ocular Penitration

When you skull fuck a girl in the eye aka an ej

I totally,totes ma gotes, got mad ocular penitration from that bitch with the eye patch

by STLballaG March 30, 2009

preditation

the act of preditors

the preditation of a bird is a fish

by cullenlovesblack May 2, 2008

ocular penitration

the scientific term for skull fucking.
were you rip out someones eye and then make sweet sweet love to the eye socket.

yo you wanna go ocular penitration someone tonight?.....pirates do it all the time.

by jesse tomasello December 17, 2008

Pornication

The attempt of a porn watchee to fornicate with whichever electronic device he/she is using to watch porn.

Billy can no longer see whats on his computer screen due to his multiple acts of pornication.

by Erik Villoria June 9, 2007