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maybe-perhaps 

The most passive aggressive way of saying "no".
"Maybe" is about 40% of "yes", and "perhaps" is approx. 20% of "maybe".
person 1: Are you going to look for a job today?

person 2: Look, I just woke up and it's only 3 o'clock in the afternoon. I still need my morning coffee, so after that I'll start job hunting, maybe-perhaps.
maybe-perhaps by shootandrun October 8, 2009
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perchaps 

"will you hand me my water" -cecilia

"perchaps i will perchaps i willn't" -jen
perchaps by coolcat1234567890- February 28, 2011
The exclamation of the decision one comes to when begrudgingly agreeing to fap.
And I thought to myself, "should I fap before Thanksgiving dinner? Perfaps..."
perfaps by redracing October 16, 2013
Wait, are you a bot?”
”Perhabs.”
Perhabs by ManBad September 26, 2019

Perhapsn't 

A separate definition for perhaps inclining more to no.
"Hey are you going to the party tonight?"
"Perhapsn't"

perhapsn't 

Clearly the superior way to say no to something
Person 1- "did you do insert here
Person 2- "perhapsn't"
Person 1- "what the fuck did you say?"
perhapsn't by S k y l e r December 9, 2020