maybe-perhaps

The most passive aggressive way of saying "no".
"Maybe" is about 40% of "yes", and "perhaps" is approx. 20% of "maybe".

person 1: Are you going to look for a job today?

person 2: Look, I just woke up and it's only 3 o'clock in the afternoon. I still need my morning coffee, so after that I'll start job hunting, maybe-perhaps.

by shootandrun October 8, 2009

perhap

Singular form of Perhaps.

Perhap we get sauced tonight.

by Perhapstopher May 6, 2020

perchaps

a combination between perchance and perhaps

"will you hand me my water" -cecilia

"perchaps i will perchaps i willn't" -jen

by coolcat1234567890- February 28, 2011

perfaps

The exclamation of the decision one comes to when begrudgingly agreeing to fap.

And I thought to myself, "should I fap before Thanksgiving dinner? Perfaps..."

by redracing October 16, 2013

Perhabs

Perhaps

”Wait, are you a bot?”
”Perhabs.”

by ManBad September 26, 2019

Perhapsn't

A separate definition for perhaps inclining more to no.

"Hey are you going to the party tonight?"
"Perhapsn't"

by Darkalleyhobo May 19, 2020

perhapsn't

Clearly the superior way to say no to something

Person 1- "did you do insert here
Person 2- "perhapsn't"
Person 1- "what the fuck did you say?"

by S k y l e r December 9, 2020