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driver roll up the partition, please.

The request set by Beyoncé for her driver to roll up the partition of the car in order for her to have sex with her husband (Jay-Z) in the back seat of the car.
"Driver roll up the partition, please. I don't want you to see BeyBey on her knees"
by YasserB January 9, 2017
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Prediction

Description by marketers for explaining what usually is already happening. Most frequent level of usage generally occurs in December.
Prediction: "Facebook is gonna be a big deal in 2011."
by @LenKendall December 20, 2010
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Prediction

Something that is foretold,a vision of the future,a prophecy
I'm seeing a prediction of your future.That you're gonna become a great bussinessman.
by BlackPohatu October 5, 2016
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petition

A list of names gathered in order to force an action to be made based on the demands made by the petition.
Petitions are useless pieces of paper that aren't going to do anything no matter how many names are on them.
by Linktriforce007 July 18, 2009
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Predictionment

To foresee ones self or others future predicament.
I had a predictionment in last nights dream that I would get drunk and fuck my brother, and it happened three times!
by T-Lo June 23, 2006
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Prediction phobia

Prediction phobia creates self limitations.
Being slaves to predictions, never to test if predictions are true.

Fear prevents a person from being oneself, and never test if predictions become reality. This prevents the brain from becoming calibrated with reality. Some of our predictability comes from people failing to be creative and simply parroting behavior of others.

A person who always pays attention to how he/she behaves, and don't let go of this prediction of how others look at him/her-self.

When focusing on what you predict others' opinions/reactions/views of you are, you will restrict yourself and act worse than you would otherwise.

How do we know anything for sure?
The cure is to test every prediction that comes in the way of doing what you want. See how often your bad predictions were incorrect, and how they affect your life.

You make predictions reality by focusing on them. Let go of the prediction's control over you and start controlling yourself. Wake up, enjoy the now, stop predicting.
Prediction phobia stops you from doing what you feel like: dancing, getting to know strangers, not drinking beer at the bar, not laughing at jokes you don't think are funny, playing loud music, talking loud, singing, talking to groups of people.

"You have been living in a dreamworld Neo. This is the world as it exist today." -The Matrix

"You didn't try to hit on the girl when you had a chance?"
-"No, I didn't think it would work"
"Haha you let prediction phobia take control of you, you had your chance and you didn't even try."
-"No I don't, I play the lottery even though I know I won't win, but this is different."
"No I don't see your logic, your self-image isn't going to be damaged. Risk rejection or go home mad at yourself for not taking the chance?"
-"Wow thanks! I will start to ignore my predictions."
by Chelator August 6, 2011
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pezition

Refers to either:
(1) how da candy-lozenges are placed in da classic spring-loaded dispenser, or

(2) a particular job-level at da famous Austrian candy manufacturer.
If you're super-diligent as a factory-worker to make sure of da correct "pezitioning" of da candy in da dispensers, management might eventually give you a higher "pezition" on da corporate ladder.
by QuacksO November 17, 2022
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