Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Percher

A man whose penis is not long enough to hang past his scrotum. Therefor the penis "perches" on the testicles.

The term was coined in Ventura, CA
but since has spread to parts of Nevada and Minnesota

Mike is a percher

or

Damn... Mike is Perchin' his face off right now.

by Sota507 October 7, 2010

Peached off

When a coworker is sensitive and bruises easily, like a peach.

Dude, Greg gets his feelings hurt so easy.
I know he us sensitive like a peach. He is peached off!

by UAW977 June 15, 2015

perch and swivel

A profane invitation whereas the one doing the inviting is flipping a most vulgar bird to illustrate how the invitee might wish to sit on it while spinning.

I have a most brilliant suggestion for you my dear: why don’t you just perch and swivel on this?

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2021

The Percentage Cult

Judged by the suicide rates of the trannys. usually degrading them. but also useful for those against them.

Man 1: hey, i heard what eve did to emile.
man 2: yeah, he had the unfair advantage because of his support in The Percentage Cult...
man3: yeah, Noble Four didn't deserve it.
man 2: like i said, the fucking Percentage Cult got his back.
man 1: we sound transphobic but he offended us, not we started it.

man 1: wait, what happened to Noble Two?
man 2: The Percentage Cult got that guy suspended.
man 1: fucking Percentage... always Aggressive and act like so fucking Oppressed...
man 3: they're basically an Empire now and we are Rebels.

by StormcloakODST May 21, 2021

33 percenter

A female that claims to be a virgin, yet only 33% of her relevant orifices remain pure. How special can it feel to be the first through the front door when the entire football team has been through the back door and explored the chimney already?

"She says she's a virgin but she's totally a 33 percenter. Just ask her about when she blew Scronaldo under the bleachers, or when she let your boy ZK, Alpengeist, Booms, and Brandopolis put it in the back door!"

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson August 8, 2007