Pressed Ham

1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.

2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.

The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.

While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.

by jamminjay October 18, 2002

pressed ham on glass

When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.

Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?

by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006

Depressed

You feel numb, you feel like there's not a reason to get out of bed or to do anything for anyone but you feel that you have to do something or you will rot, you fell like you don't have any friends, you feel like there's no point in living

Friend: are you ok?
You: no I'm very depressed

by Koolkat24 November 24, 2018

depressed

true: being hollow and alone, believing that you are alone

false: being sad after being dumped, told off, or gaining weight.

true: "I dont understand it, I never have fun with my friends anymore."

false: "OMG! I AM SO DEPRESSED! Jake said I was a bitch and dumped me last night"

by Krizz July 30, 2004

Pressed

When someone is getting angry or mad at another’s actions.

“Why’s she getting so pressed about not winning the basketball game”

by JohnnyTheSaviour August 9, 2019

Depressed

Me.

I am depressed.

by agmillss January 13, 2019

lightly pressed

At the point right before you are drunk, but definitely passed being buzzed.

Mitch: "You drunk yet Jack?!"
Jack: "Im feeling lightly pressed right now. Give me another beer or two."

by Yoloswag1994 May 17, 2014