penishflaggen

intense male masturbation usuallly resulting in redness and chafing. sounds german...

I saw one of the hottest girls in the world lastnight and spent and spent the rest of the night penishflaggen

by assassin13 March 7, 2011

Penischeese

Penischeese is a very high quality form of cheese. It is make out of male cum, which is then boiled down until it curdles. The curds will begin getting hard, as you steam them, be sure to not let them to hard or else they will burst. When the penischeese is hard enough, but not too hard, strain them, pick them up and then beat them until needed. Have fun! But not too much...

“What new kink are we gonna try today?” - mistress

“Well... I was thinking penischeese...” - man hoe
“What’s that?” - mistress
“Cheese made from cum...” - man hoe
...
“...i want a divorce...” - mistress

“WE ARENT EVEN MARRIED JDMFMSKD?!?!” man hoe

by Piece Of Shitt January 16, 2021

peniswhore

a personal concubine provided in lieu of payment and conscripted to provide carnal services for a predetermined period of time.

If you don't fuck up, you'll get a peniswhore at the end of the job (i.e. gangland)

by JHandy February 27, 2011

Penisula

A man's organ that is so large it resembels a peninsula (land that juts out into water and is surrounded on all sides but one).

Damn girl, dat boy gotsa penisula stickin outta his pants.

by Shaniqua Jones July 9, 2004

penisus

1. a penis that has wings.

2. a cross between Jesus and a penis. a penis which resembles the popularized image of Jesus.
a penis with long hair and beard.

the penisus flew swiftly accross the moonlit

sky in search of ointment.

by privatmike August 20, 2009

Penish

The hillbilly way of saying penis.

Yew have a penish!

by DsLikeJesus June 24, 2010

penisphobia

Having the fright of penises.

Boy: Wanna bang?
Girl: Sorry, I have a case of penisphobia.

by LeedlePants March 6, 2014