penisitis

Any festy looking peenie, unwashed or smelly peenie, peenie with cheese, male STD, secretions from the peenie, pimples on or near the peenie, or even just a really embarrassingly small peenie can be said as having penisitis.
*Please note, if a wang gets penisitis, it is then classed as being a peenie, not a wang* (Please refer to PEENIE)

"Oh my God!! Have you seen Andrew's cock? He has a nasty case of penisitis!!"
"Dude, you might wanna go see a doctor about that, it looks like you got penisitis"

by Vag hater May 8, 2008

Penisizer

1. One who is infatuated with the penis or multiple penises, sometimes simultaneously.

2. One who enjoys randomly grabbing people's penises; faggot

"You are a penisizer"

"Would you like to be penisized?"

by Franksta June 5, 2003

Peniside

The scientific name of those who are like pests but also fit in the derogatory category of “dicks”

My neighbor bill is a notorious peniside and he stole my wife ..

by Chanco20 May 16, 2018

Penistential

The potential a man has over a woman in the workforce due to having male genetalia which can lead to an increase in pay, title, and responsibility.

He doesn't have to work that hard for a promotion - he's got penistential.

by BeaArthur August 31, 2013

Small Penisites

A disorder when your Penis is really small.

Woah I have Small Penisites‼️⁉️‼️

by Proud Feetus Carrier February 24, 2023

penistery

A monastery of sorts where all penises go to worship when they are not busy elsewhere.

My dick is at the penistery so we're going to have to wait til it comes back to have sex.

by drcrazy303 June 20, 2010

Penisile

A penis that is forever trapped in exile becuse it like to much pussy and got purple balls in his face hole.

"Man I got so much pussay last night that my dick went into Penisile and now I got purple balls on my face!"

by Me Poopy Face May 20, 2014