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peniseizure

When a man comes and his penis has a little seizure releasing erm... stress.
Omg dude, i totally had an awesome peniseizure last night!
by noollab December 16, 2010
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penisring

a device you put around your penis to maintain erection; a really lame person
"Willy got happy when he started using his penisring"
"You are such a penisring!"
by Arnemann November 12, 2003
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smokin penises

Smoking large blunts. Or abnormally huge cigarettes.
No homo bro but we smokin penises
-Young Thug
by Jackeobyslapoyonnecrappy December 5, 2016
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penistron

A robotic penis used for she-males to get something up their partner's asshole
"Hey billy could you adjust your penistron? It's hurting my asshole!"
by dannnny July 5, 2008
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penisfrapple

of or pertaining to some abstact nature of a mighty or, conversely, weak penis.
Brad Childress could not coach the Vikings effectively because of his lack of penisfrapple.
by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 4, 2010
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Penised

Sexual intercourse involving the use of a penis. Not a fake penis, but a real penis possesed by a male of the species. e.g. a lesbian cannot "penis" another lesbian.
Dude, wookie totally penised lyzzi last night.
by Fianslip April 18, 2006
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penistrate

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.
I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.
by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008
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