peniseizure

When a man comes and his penis has a little seizure releasing erm... stress.

Omg dude, i totally had an awesome peniseizure last night!

by noollab December 16, 2010

penisring

a device you put around your penis to maintain erection; a really lame person

"Willy got happy when he started using his penisring"
"You are such a penisring!"

by Arnemann November 12, 2003

smokin penises

Smoking large blunts. Or abnormally huge cigarettes.

No homo bro but we smokin penises
-Young Thug

by Jackeobyslapoyonnecrappy December 5, 2016

penistron

A robotic penis used for she-males to get something up their partner's asshole

"Hey billy could you adjust your penistron? It's hurting my asshole!"

by dannnny July 5, 2008

penisfrapple

of or pertaining to some abstact nature of a mighty or, conversely, weak penis.

Brad Childress could not coach the Vikings effectively because of his lack of penisfrapple.

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 4, 2010

Penised

Sexual intercourse involving the use of a penis. Not a fake penis, but a real penis possesed by a male of the species. e.g. a lesbian cannot "penis" another lesbian.

Dude, wookie totally penised lyzzi last night.

by Fianslip April 18, 2006

penistrate

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.

I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.

by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008