When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.
by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020
Get the Penile Exilemug. (n) 1. The measure of quality of and quantity of attractive women at a given location at a specific time. See also "P-Factor."
by Ronniucci June 17, 2010
Get the Penility Factormug. "As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."
by theunknownone September 25, 2005
Get the penile picassomug. A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman
Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
Get the Penile Fracturemug. Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..
by Reverend Jim October 16, 2006
Get the penile mouthificationmug. An involuntary muscle spasm located in the male genitalia. This spasm can last for two to seven seconds, and causes can include sexual stimulation, sexual over-stimulation, urination, electric shock, or extraneous sensory perception. No medical attention is required, although you should contact your doctor if you experience a penile flutter lasting longer than four hours, or if redness or discomfort occur.
by Dr. Tobor March 4, 2011
Get the Penile Fluttermug. The penile eclipse resulting from Tim Tebow's first erection will likely block out the sun for decades, resulting in the end of life as we know it.
by Washooter September 3, 2012
Get the Penile Eclipsemug.