penguin

evil bird's that are amassing a huge army off the coast of antarctica secretly. formly know as THE MINION CAPTAINS DUN DUN DUN!!!! and where evil war hats of doom dot dot dot .
they will kill u all and rule the world with there little feather thingys
by chuck September 15, 2003
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a very unique flightless(?) bird that lives mainly in the poles, but also in the galapagos. they like to eat fish. penguins are renowned for being adorable.

penguins make bizaare sounds. imagine a kazoo - thats the closest thing to it.

tux, a goofy looking penguin, is the linux mascot. usually different distros of linux have their own modified picture of tux.
by unusu-al June 14, 2004
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A waddling thing that looks like a kawaii bird that does not fly at all HA. The majestic bird can swim fast and waddle like a earthquake.
Woa that penguin is sweggy!
by penguinsarebae January 12, 2017
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a person who’s the absolute best and a mental psychopath
oh wow! did you see penguin last night?? so hot
by kccc March 11, 2020
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Someone from Mexico, Latin America, or South America, that is half white and half black (much like the bird) that is really good at swimming to the United States to steal jobs from its citizens.
Construction use to be a good paying job until all the penguins swam to the area and started working for half the wage.
by Guru on a hill March 20, 2013
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1. Mascot for Pittsburgh's hockey team
2. caffeine-enhanced mints
3. nickname for running with your pants down around your ankles. (origin: a very bad joke)
1. Don't bother me. I'm watching the Penguin game tonight. I know Lemieux is out, but Fleury's playing tonight so they should win. At least we still don't have that bitch Jagr.
2. Pop me a few Penguins. I'm dragging.
3. In shock he jumped up and had to waddle towards the door with his pants around his ankles and called after her "Why do they call this a penguin?!!!"
by ricky roma November 18, 2003
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1. the thing that is always following me.
2. what lovers call eachother
1. GET AWAY FORM ME YOU FUCKING PENGUIN!
2."Oh GOD Henry! You horny Penguin! gimme some NOW!
by cath January 14, 2004
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