testicular pendulitis

Referring to the situation of an old man wearing a speedo.

Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!

by WhiskeyNick June 24, 2007

Pendulum's Promise

A phrase not used much any more but still used by very few, it mean's that Everything and Everyone will eventually die no matter what.

The Pendulum's Promise is never wrong in death or life.

by Green Meenie November 26, 2006

sperm pendulum

When a porn actress blows a guy and he cums. She then lets a big glob leak out of her mouth for the camera and instead of dripping off, it swings back and forth from her chin or from the guy's cock.

Man, did you see the sperm pendulum hanging off that girl's chin in that last scene?

by LarsGunblade August 6, 2020

Ultimate Pendejo

A person who is a complete moron. Someone who has no common sense. The dumbest of the dumb

George is married to a beautiful woman and recently he slept with a very ugly hooker. He is definitely an ultimate pendejo!

by WizeCheez September 12, 2009

Walter Pendanski

The act or movement of turning left.

"Then at this light just hang a Walter Pendanski, till you get to the next stop sign."

by Tim McKenna December 18, 2006

Pendulite

A person who has really heavy balls, so he’s very slow in everything especially in walking

My Friend has pendulite.

by Leviathan480 May 26, 2021

Pendejada

Pendejada (Spanish - noun, singular) - Idiocy. Foolishness. Nonsense. Something that is asinine, stupid, absurd or a waste of time.

Friend1: "Dude, check out my spinner. I can stop it with my teeth!"
Amigo2: "Ay dumbass. Forget that pendejada and let go talk to those chicks over there"

by PenguinMeat July 23, 2017