stiff pele

When you kick someone in the balls and they have a boner.

George was being a dick so i gave him a stiff pele

by Roger bebow October 7, 2005

flaming pele

A man will ignite the ass hair of his female partner after sex and proceed to give them a soccer style kick out the door to legions of adoring fans cheering his victory. This action is performed mainly to avoid post-coital jibber-jabber and unwanted cuddling.

We watched the naked girl run by and the smell of burnt ass filled the air. We heard him scream, "Rick don't snuggle bitch!" Flaming Pele for the win!

by SteveHo May 14, 2006

Jordan Pele

he is a tall handsome or fine boy
who is really good at art and science
he used to date a girl named eno-mfon
and he is really good at getting bitches and hoes

he is handsome like JORDAN PELE

by black pele February 2, 2023

Missed the presentation by Pele

Having a shit

Martin Brindle: You missed the presentation by Pele, will you get over it?

Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!

by Quincy42 June 30, 2022

The Flaming PELE

While having sex with a girl on the staircase light her bush on fire and kick her down the stairs.

PELE is a soccer player the rest is self explanitory I believe.

by Tony August 7, 2004

Pele

When you suck something too hard and you have to refer to a footballer for back up, but then they take you from behind so now your all screaming

Last night was banging

She sured showed me how to be pele in bed

by Silent pele April 7, 2017

Filthy Pele

The act of rolling your shit into a ball and spooging on said shit resembling a soccer ball. Then toss it gently in the air and bicycle kick it into your partner.

I gave my girl the ole filthy pele and hit her square in the chesticles. I then proceeded to run around the room yelling olay olay olay!

by Filthy Pele February 1, 2009