Ped 

Ped is a shorter way of saying moped or scooter
And it's mostly used by UK street gangs or bike riders and some motorists.

Ay fam jump on the Ped we gon' finesse.

met control we are in pursuit of a stolen ped on ---- road.

Hey man I just got this 125cc ped, it rides quite nice.

Ped by SNOWMANUTR November 21, 2022

PED 

PED also known as POST-ELLIE-DEPRESSION is a form of depression you get when you leave Ellie Bradley. You tend to get symptoms immediately. Symptoms contain:

crying
liver failure

sadness
possible death

lower back pain
However sometimes could take a day or 2 for symptoms to kick in. The only known cure is to be reunited with Badderz.

“Ah Louis why are you sad??”
“I’m suffering with PED”
“You poor soul”

PED by LouisBigWang September 5, 2023

PED 

pussy eating disorder

Pussy eating disorder is suffered by many Including me

If you eat pussy or are obbsesed with eating pussy you have ped

“ hey last night I munched this girls pussy so hard she died” “really you might have ped!”

PED by Syndroms/disorders October 12, 2023

Ped 

A type of act that makes a gratifing sansation at the end of the action.

Person1: Thanks for teeling to ban fuckyourmommy36.
Person2: I told you it would be ped.
fuckyourmommy36: i'm still here dumbasses

Ped by Skidibi_sigm_pomni July 8, 2024

PED

PED (Payton Elaine Day), means the most amazing girl in the entire world, looks wise, personality wise, and just entirely. shes so amazing

“yo bro that girl is a PED”

“My girlfriend is a PED”

PED by Biggreggy February 23, 2026

Ped State 

Short for Pederast State, refers to Penn State University after Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal. Often used by opposing sports teams to refer to this university’s football team.

We are Ped State!

You ride around in an unmarked van asking kids if they want candy as if you were from Ped State.

Ped State by egengo October 30, 2021

Ped Xing 

The tenth son of the tenth son of Confucius who walked the entire length of the Great Wall of China thereby crossing the entire country. He is commemorated by signs where people walk and cross the intersections of conventional wisdom, in honor of his great accomplishment. He is known also for his philosophy of journeying through the world using one's own convictions and abilities alone.

"Look! That sign indicates that when we cross the street here, we honor the great philosopher and journeyman Ped Xing!"

Ped Xing by Fog Maestro September 14, 2013