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A weapon used against evil.
A: “I always wanted to sit at the peanut free table but that girl always sits there”

B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”

A: “How?”

B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.
Peanuts by 12345678nine10111213 November 28, 2019
A playground game where one bends another's fingers back until it hurts then if they submit, they say "peanuts"
I played peanuts with my mate and now my fingers are broken
Peanuts by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022
a meager thing or amount, particularly a small sum of money.
he pays peanuts
Peanuts by Arminkshipper June 26, 2024
Peanuts is used to describe something as incredibly easy to the point that it took no concious effort.
Joe: "Hey Trevor, how'd the test go?"
Trevor: "Oh, that shit was absolute peanuts"
Peanuts by Jigglesmith August 28, 2026

peanuts envy 

Being jealous of someone because they have more or bigger nuts than you.
Because John did not have any nuts, he had peanuts envy of everyone that did.
peanuts envy by kswarthog August 25, 2008

PEANUTS AND RAISINS 

A special Usher inspired trail mix featuring Peanuts and Raisins
"You remind me of some
Peanuts and Raisins......"
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