peanut

the best puppet ever!

" Je -fa-fa dunHAM (dot com) " -Peanut
(( JeffDunham.com ))

by misstink21 March 16, 2010

peanut

Someone that acts out of order, obnoxious, and does not have the knowledge of the outside world.

He's a real peanut now a days.

by Sun Rhythms October 14, 2004

Peanuts

To do well. An accomplishment. The opposite form of how normally used. Grand. Excitement.

Peanuts! I just found one hundred dollars on the floor. Peanuts! She said yes.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits September 26, 2007

Peanut

A cute person, usually used as a nickname between bestfriends .

Gosh, Sam , you're such a peanut !!(:

by &ithinkiloveyou . April 21, 2011

Peanut

When your pee stream is split in half by a bit of dried semen stuck in your urethra

Ex 1: I woke up this morning to take a piss, and missed the toilet bc I had a peanut
Ex 2: bro when my girlfriend wanted a golden shower last night, she was surprised by a peanut; one for each titty

by Dick toes August 27, 2018

Peanuts

A card high-speed game that is a hybrid of solitaire and Speed.

We all went over to Rosie's place last night for a intense game of Peanuts.

by Minck February 19, 2009

peanut

a small being who contains absolutely no intelligence and annoys the fuck out of every person it can.

Person 1: Hey have you met Ellen?
Person 2:Well i saw it but it was so ugly to look at i turned and ran away
Person 1:what a fucking peanut

by codplayer June 28, 2011