by iluvpolkadots June 25, 2006
Get the san pancho mug.Holy ass society of duck-like personalities (duck=patka, patche in Macedonian lang.), highly skilled/distinguished in ass-hole sucking, sneaking, licking and duck-like walking/shaking afterwards following in formation their ass-prime. “Ass is a sacred place” is in their preamble/mental matrix, existing for anus maintenance as their only objective/purpose. There is no pachovists limit per ass, and they usually gather around Alpha-ass (boss, manager, leader, decision-maker) in small groups, with distinctive order and role in daily routine of ass preservation. Achieving goals which are usually far from their capabilities and taking places of true professionals in company structures, with no real practical ability are 3 most common recognition characteristics of the true pachovism represent. How to discover a pachovist?-talking nonsense, 24/7 play-dead-busy-looking, low-speed reckoning and judgment, leather jacket/french coat as outfit is more than welcome, nasty habit like public nose picking or poor hygiene. Male species are usually with questionable high education, with strong mental sexual deviations, mostly finding their partners as dominant in every department, looking their way in fetishes. Female species are usually fine “equipped”, with bollocks-sense of fashion, mainly oriented in office excursions able of infinite trash-talk. Most common feature for both genders is noisy discussion in shared facilities, generally to emphasize some irrelevant point/justify themselves.
Alpha-ass: Hey Asutrak, when those monthly reports will be finished and sent to the head office?
Asutrak (Pachovism-enthusiast which is hardly 10% started with MR’s and deadline is well over): I’m all on it boss, I’ve just wanted to ask you for some advice/suggestion and its all over in the next couple of days. Btw, can I bring your coup of coffee? Maybe some snacks, or you prefer chips, would fit your tie today?
Alpha-ass: Anyway, just bring that damn coffee.
Asutrak (Pachovist-enthusiast): All-righty, I’m flying. Did I forgot to tell you, Jordan (highly trained professional) was late this morning-AGAIN, and can you tell him to speed up working on my tables (among his overloaded multitasking schedule), cause I’m a incompetent little bastard.
Asutrak (Pachovism-enthusiast which is hardly 10% started with MR’s and deadline is well over): I’m all on it boss, I’ve just wanted to ask you for some advice/suggestion and its all over in the next couple of days. Btw, can I bring your coup of coffee? Maybe some snacks, or you prefer chips, would fit your tie today?
Alpha-ass: Anyway, just bring that damn coffee.
Asutrak (Pachovist-enthusiast): All-righty, I’m flying. Did I forgot to tell you, Jordan (highly trained professional) was late this morning-AGAIN, and can you tell him to speed up working on my tables (among his overloaded multitasking schedule), cause I’m a incompetent little bastard.
by Sigmund69 May 28, 2012
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A word used to exemplify victory in any sense, which include video games, or merely answering a question correctly.
*Headshot in COD* "Dude I just pachowned you"
"Teacher: what is 3-2 = ?
Student: 1
Teacher: That is correct
Student: PACHOWNEEEED!"
"Teacher: what is 3-2 = ?
Student: 1
Teacher: That is correct
Student: PACHOWNEEEED!"
by yazyazyaz January 18, 2011
Get the Pachowned mug.When a man spreads his naked butt cheeks and presses his asshole into a sleeping persons mouth and rips a huge wet fart, leaving speckeld reminants of poop in the persons mouth and on their lips.
When Veazy was sleeping on Franks couch, Tuttle gave him a wet pancho and his breath smelled so bad when he woke up, so he ate some del taco out of the garbage.
by Henning April 12, 2004
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An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.
An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.
Fred: I can't go to the war protest because of all the Patchouli oil. It makes me gag.
Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?
Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?
by Harry Houdini November 13, 2007
Get the Patchouli Oil mug.A pachocho is a little mother fucker. You can hate or love a pachocho. Usually meant for hispanics but occasionally used for Caucasians.
"Mira, Pachocho
by Pickitup407 July 29, 2015
Get the pachocho mug.The art of being able to look someone in the eyes and not hesitate to lie. If one is to get caught in a lie, one must come up with an even greater lie in order to cover up his previous lie. The origin of this word came from the island of O’ahu, deep inside Campbell Industry by a bunch of pricks.
“Eh, you not patchoing me ah?”
“I could already tell da kine was patchoing me the other day.”
“I’m sick and tired of getting patchoed already. It’s the 4th time today!”
“I could already tell da kine was patchoing me the other day.”
“I’m sick and tired of getting patchoed already. It’s the 4th time today!”
by NTW Prick January 31, 2019
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