Paulson

A guy who is unloyal and gets annoyed by everything. Very ugly and most likely to be a furry. Very horrendous looking and gets no girls. Very unleng. Most likely to be the roadman of the group. Most likely to have breath smelling like fish and chips. Probably eats on piles of poop

Person 1: “PAULSON looks horrendous today I’m not even kidding”
Person 2: “I agree”

by yourgirleisha January 16, 2022

Paulson

A hefty vagina

Donna has a Paulson.

by Paulson2 August 10, 2023

Sarah uwu Paulson

What Sarah Paulson’s name should be, since she radiates big uwu energy.

Sarah Paulson is the definition of uwu, she should be renamed Sarah uwu Paulson

by Blvnchett October 28, 2018

paulson justin

A nice person who you should treat with respect and care.

Wow, Paulson Justin is really cool today.

by Guy who is the smart October 17, 2017

Paulson

Named for the character in Fight Club it's a term that describes a man with huge bitch tits.

Don't invite Gary, that Paulson scares away the chicks.

by The Golden Cheetah August 17, 2018

Robert Paulson

Someone who sacrified himself for a cause (usually greater than himself)

dude1: "Michel got caught, by the police, buying weed for tonight party."
dude2: "Yeah, I heard that. He's a true Robert Paulson."

by BernardPepperWatda February 17, 2018

Paulson

1. verb. to fall to the ground and screech at the top of one's lungs when scared (like Sarah Paulson).

2. verb. to dance poorly and chaotically with no shame (like Sarah Paulson).

1. Bro, remember when you hardcore Paulsoned at that haunted house last year?

2. Y'all wanna Paulson with me at hoco this year?

by CertifiedSapphicSimp November 7, 2021