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Paulson Zone

A zone in which one is cast into precariously (without ones control) which is entered by an individual who is of non-intrest to the party (girl)and is only good for emotional support (A pillow to cry on) . Symptons : Lack of intrest from other party (girl); Conversations in which consist of small talk and talk of other guys or other things(not talking about one and a girl). Following girl around like a pet. One is labeled as a friend. Lascivious activities are not engaged by the two parties. (Neither of you are getting any from each other)
Cures At this present time there are none. To treat the Paulson Zone you can only stop it. (Move on to another girl)
Man your in the "Paulson Zone", you aint got no chance with her.
by vaginaslayer January 2, 2011
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Tieg Paulson

Tieg Paulson is a North Dakota native who is loved and respected by everyone he knows. Everyone knows him. He is often referred to by “the peacemaker” he can solve any ones problems. Everyone loves Tieg. He is very loveable like a teddy bear. People will also tend to call him things such as to “amazing” “the coolest guy you will ever meet” “pure awesomeness in one guy!”
Kristen: AHHH!!! I TIEG PAULSON IS SO AMAZING!
Bailey: I know right! I love him soooooo much!
Kristen: I wish we were as amazing at Tieg...
Bailey: -puts hand on shoulder- Kristen?
Kristen: yes?
Bailey: I think you are just as cool as Tieg Paulson.
Kristen: thanks, but I just wish I were one of his friends. To be friends with Tieg would allow me to die happy.
by KRISTENandBAILEYwereHERE October 2, 2010
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sarah paulson

sarah paulson is simultaneously my wife and mom.
by yetmilay August 17, 2021
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Paulenate

To sexually interact with all bitches, hoes, skanks, sluts,girls,moms,dads, boys, friends, who ever.

to extremely fuck a bitch

after being paulenated, it is likely to have a signature stamp of paulenated across your forehead, in some chase wheel chairs are brought into the situation
Sabrina: omg i cant believe he just paulenated my pussy so hard. I cant even walk..
by The great Paulenator August 23, 2011
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Log paulen

by gigantic arss April 9, 2019
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Paulronoated

To masterbate to the idea of Ron Paul as president.
Person 1: Dude! I so just paulronoated all over my keyboard!
Person 2: lolz z0mg me2!
by RonPaul08 March 10, 2008
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paleontology

The process of a younger woman looking for an older man.
She must be into paleontology, she really likes those old bones.
by Beganator April 3, 2010
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