Ethan patton

The guy who eats all the eggrolls and gets sick the next day and always claims it isnt food poisoning

Guy 1: hey, where is Ethan Patton?
Guy 2: he said he is sick, he also said he had eggrolls yesterday.
Guy 1: he is such an Ethan Patton

by Bluethunder86 April 3, 2019

Mike Patton

absolute fucking genius

just listen to anything he's recorded

by Nic Bucknall August 11, 2004

mike patton

the man who knocks the socks off musical expectations

mike patton f*cking rocks.

by firefaery July 20, 2004

Candice Patton

You may know her as Iris West-Allen long time friend and very soon to be wife of Barry Allen on the CW's The Flash. She works along side of Grant Gustin, Carlos Valdes, Jesse L Martin, and Keiynan Lonsdale on The Flash. She is a sweetheart and she's is such a role model for young black children everywhere.

"Candice Patton is so beautiful."

by Sammivt August 31, 2017

Mike Patton

Lead Man for several famous bands. Also a habitual masturbator

Mike Patton is a habitual masturbator

by meatwad May 6, 2005

mike patton

Greatest vocalist in metal. Sung for Faith No More in place of the previously awful vocalist Chuck Mosely. He got the job based on a demo he handed FNM from his work with Mr Bungle. He worked these two bands together and made some messy and random music with Mr Bungle, all 3 albums vary greatly in genre, showcasing his diverse ability. His first album with FNM- The Real Thing was an epic 80's album although Angel Dust and the sub-sequent albums essentialy created the nu-metal genre. After the splitting of Faith No More he went into Fantomas, an even stranger band than Mr Bungle. In Fantomas. he rarely uses lyrics, instead using his voice as an instrument creating a variety of obscure noises. His latest band is the more linear Tomahawk. He's also performed on Dillinger Escape Plan EP- Irony is a Dead Scene and ventured into rap with General Patton vs The X Ecuctioners there's also his experimental solo work.

"Shit man, this music is the fucking shit!"

"Who is it?"

"Mike fucking Patton, you dig?"

"Yeah, Patton owns"

by Albino May 13, 2005

mike patton

One of the most versatile voices ever. Mike Patton never ripped off Kiedis' style his voice has far too much range. Many try to imitate him(Serj Tankian, Johnathon Davis, etc.) but to no avail.

My favorite vocalist is Mike Patton.

by Traveling Bob July 29, 2006