meat patties

Very large nipples resembling a meat patty.

Jaybang had massive meat patties, i could eat them on a bun.

by Lubenhousen March 24, 2008

burger patties

Large, discombobbled, and uneven pair of boobs for fat chicks. They are just two lumps of fat lard. This is why it seems like the fat girls are usually first to bloom.

dude she has massive burger patties! how disgusting those arent real

by oilcanman April 5, 2009

Pussy pasties

Pussy pasties.... When a girl smokes weed, just like her mouth gets pasties. So does her vagina, or "pussy". Smoke lots of weed before sex, going to need some lube. Or may I suggest some thc infused coconut oil.

Him.... "Are you not into it baby?"

Her...." No it's great... Just smoked a blunt, gave me the dam pussy pasties . Just grab the lube. "

by Daddy Seth November 1, 2017

travvy patties

travvy patty- Travis Scott Burger (aka Fortnite Guy)

13 year old hypebeast- "Cactus Jack chomped my glizzy." "Yo can I get 2 travvy patties for me and my slimes." "It's LIT."

by nedthespecialed September 12, 2020

crunch patties

a substitute for a swear word.

Person 1: Hey did you remember to bring your project in today?

Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.

by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick October 30, 2008

Slapping patties

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.

Those old farts are slapping patties.

by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011

plebby patties

Plebby patties are flat ass cheeks

Ew look at keelies plebby patties

by My Jewish fagoat May 10, 2018