Getting patriotic 

Slang referring to hooking-up or sexual activity. Stems from the practice of sending soldiers off to war with sexual favors but is also used to describe hook-ups between two non-military persons.

Hey where did you and rob disappear to last night?" "We were in one of the bedrooms getting patriotic.

Getting patriotic by bangthatshit November 18, 2010

patriotic 

What i am

God bless IRAQ

patriotic by Saddam March 25, 2003

Patriotic Skin Cancer 

The type of skin cancer you get from letting off too many fireworks on a patriotic holiday (Fourth of July, President's Day, Memorial Weekend)

Kris: Yo where's Tom? He didn't come back from summer break.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.

Patriotic Skin Cancer by Pwink June 10, 2020

Patriotic boner

Being so proud of one's own country and culture that discussing their greatness gets your penis hard

Pat's watching Saving Private Ryan for the fourth time today. Yeah he gets a huge patriotic boner when he thinks of D-Day.

Patriotic boner by Alverickflair September 26, 2015

patrioticism 

sexual arousal stemming from the intense love for one's country

Johnny doesn't need a girlfriend. Due to his patrioticism, the USA fulfills all of his sexual needs.

patrioticism by mschanchita January 31, 2008

patriotic ugly 

A sex partner so ugly that sex is only possibly after draping the face and body with the flag. And doing it for your country.

Levels of fugliness.

1. One bagger
2. Two bagger
3. Patriotic Ugly
4. Coyote ugly

They're so effing ugly, but they are shipping out tomorrow to Iraq. It's patriotic ugly time, pull old glory down the flag pole, here come's the cavalry.

patriotic ugly by Luther Felonius Gee IV October 15, 2006

Patriotic Tongue Salute 

When someone touches their tongue to a frozen flagpole causing it to be stuck. Usually only attempted in the dead of Winter on a triple dog dare.

Schwartz skipped straight to the triple dog dare, forcing him to do the patriotic tongue salute.

Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.

Patriotic Tongue Salute by Youknowyadayada December 8, 2009