Pathological Expert

Someone who always presents himself as an expert on any current topic of conversation, regardless of his actual background knowledge (often being able to maintain such a conversation for an impressive amount of time)

He really doesn't know anything about horses, he's just a bit of a pathological expert.

by Brown Chair May 26, 2009

Patrolling

Searching for a spot to do you. Seeking a destination to perform a particular and in few cases ethically questionable action.

"Paul got some flowers, let's get patrolling in the park for a sesh."

"There is too many ratchets patrolling the club tonight."

by SpliffBoom March 13, 2014

Light Mode Patrol

A group of people on Reddit who are determined to eliminate all light mode present on the internet.

Person: I use light mode on discord
Other Person: LIGHT MODE PATROL! SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY

by Flizbri June 30, 2019

sniff patrol

When someone designates themselves as the person in charge of figuring out all stink sources.

Every week he leaps to demonstrate his superhuman talent as our workplace sniff patrol.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 12, 2019

drunk patrol

When out with people who are drinking/drunk, the person or people on drunk patrol are the people who are keeping them from getting into too much shit, like getting arrested or hurting themselves. Like a designated driver, but for everything.

"While I was out with everyone last night, I had to be on drunk patrol, and someone almost jumped off a bridge but I stopped them."
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"Jerry threw up last night, but I was on drunk patrol so I had to clean it up."

by the steve. October 14, 2006

Prank Patrol

The best Australian tv show ever produced. It is hosted by the legend himself, Scott Tweedie, who helps kids EPICLY PRANK their friends. If you didn’t wanna be on it as a kid, you were not normal.

Prank Patrol: Here we go, we're on a roll
When they strike nobody knows
If you have a point to prove
They'll make a plan and see it through
They'll sign you up to join their crew
Scotty and the ninjas (NINJAS) too
Here we go, come on
Join the Prank Patrol
(Here we go)
Me: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, PRANK PATROL IS ON.

by The liberal cuts guy January 14, 2019

goof patrol

When you and your colleagues are productive and exhibit a healthy sense of humor but the boss decides to suffocate any possibility of an appearance of frivolity.

Oh fuck, duck under my desk, here comes goof patrol.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 9, 2019