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Plasterbation

1. Getting too much pleasure from ripping a plaster (as in Band-Aid) off a wound and thus getting aroused, leading to the above word.

2. What occurs when a decorator gets bored/horny doing his job, then adding his "produce" to the mix of plaster that's going on the wall.
1. Ripping off the hair around my cut was such a good pain that I had to indulge in plasterbation.

2. After plastering half the room in Mrs. Smith's house, I got bored so I whacked off into the plaster tray in a fit of plasterbation. The walls might be a bit smelly in places.
by Avid WAS Fan July 25, 2009
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Plasterbation

the action someone who is addicted to posting pictures of themselves on social networking sites such as Facebook, Myspace and Twitter.
Sami: "Look at me in in the mall, and me at school, and me in the fountain, and..."
Charles: "You really have a plasterbation problem..."
by Stan the Goob February 14, 2012
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posterbation

When you get excessive joy over your own post on Facebook. I've "posterbated" in a way, I suppose, by using joint-posts (posting two characters in one post) or by having multiple characters in a thread (in a case in which they would have to interact), but that's not deceiving or even done for my own entertainment. I do that because it's necessary for the scene/plot/etc. Because I'm both a writer outside of roleplaying and an avid roleplayer, I don't find it to be difficult at all to write my own characters' interactions with each other.
Mike was so excited about his post on Facebook that he started into some posterbation, laughing and running around.
by Jay Loves Money December 6, 2016
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Pastorbaiting

Going nude and streaking in front of a church
“Yo, I caught this weirdo named Aidan Pastorbaiting in front of a church!”
by ILoveGirlBalls123 February 5, 2023
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Pastortion

The act of extorting money or material gifts from individuals by a pastor or religious leader under the pretense of offering spiritual help, blessings, or divine intervention.
He only wanted prayers for his sick mother, but what he got was pure pastortion—forced to pay before the pastor would even speak to him
by KingEssel July 7, 2025
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