petrified sock

(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see protein sock

1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.

by Shockey86 January 31, 2005

Petrified Tree

When, during intercourse, the penis becomes numb due to under stimulation. The male equivalent of Zombie Beaver. Useful for Cock-Slapping, Cock-stands, Tripod-ing, etc.

Janet was so begrudgingly wide that I got the good 'ol Petrified Tree. After that, I charmingly berated her, and cock-slapped her with my rock-solid Mahogany Staff.

by Phydeaux The Grate August 10, 2009

Molly Partied

When one gets so drunk that they begin to drink directly out of the liqour bottle, and crawl in bed with random people.

I got molly partied and crawled in bed with Chad and Amy.

by John Wilhelm January 21, 2008

private partied

(verb) when the door guy at the club lies to you saying "sorry, private party", cause you just ain't it!

" I showed up at the door, and that asshole private partied me!"

by andyVONwolfgang March 20, 2015

petrified

alcohol intoxicated(another way of saying stoned (out))

That car was swerving so much, the driver had to be petrified.

by Light Joker March 14, 2005

partied girl

Partied out girl, (fukised too much)

Someone who will have sex for Ramen noodles is a partied girl!

by Cee Cee and White Charles April 20, 2004

Petrified Seman

Seman on a peice of clothing or towel that has dried up and is now crusted on to said objects.

I just found an old sock that is covered in petrified seman.

by Contazz March 6, 2010